Breasties before Testes 

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.

Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

Breasties before Testes by M.Hessler May 4, 2015

breathless cries 

The point where you're cries and sobs have built up inside of you for so long; it's all you hear most of the time, all you hear are your constant sobs and cries for help and you cry more because no one listens; they're oblivious.

Those cries that you let out, seem to be so normal to you now. You cry so constantly, that it isn't anything new.

Now, those constant cries are nothing. You've heard yourself cry for those many times you didn't want to hear yourself. You didn't want to hear your weakness collide into sadness and desperation for love and from loss and from anything to everything to nothing to something.

You cry now, and it's nothing, because you can hear yourself cry, but at the same time, you can't; they're breathless cries; cries that are there and you seem to hear but are tired of hearing.

"I cry breathless cries in the form of desperation and loss and sadness and everything; I hear them, my cries, but, I don't anymore."

breathless cries by unfathomable November 5, 2013

Beastness 

Being a beast

Hey Im a beast I got beastness

Beastness by dx fan December 26, 2018

breasties 

two female friends that have attractive breasts, and are comfortable enough to take a bath with each other, change in front of each other, and when photographed, usually will pose close enough for their breasts to smush against each other. ( derived from besties )

Joe: You know Megan and April have been getting close to each other, lately.

Mac: Yeah I know, have you seen Megan's profile pic?

Joe: The one with both of them in it?

Mac: Uh-hun, they are such breasties.

breasties by handsomevirgil November 7, 2009

Breastesses 

The plural form of breasts, meaning multiple sets of breasts.

Dayum, Lookit all a' dose breastesses, bro!

Breastesses by Gil December 9, 2003

beastress 

A heterosexual female who is over six feet tall, not particularly attractive who possess bigger pipes than its male victims. Usually eager to engage in sexual activity with limited effort.

Activities and hobbies of the beastress include but are not limited to: basketball, softball, soccer, volleyball, shotput or any other activity that involves grunting.

"That girl you fucked last night was a beastress."
"Sorry I had to give into the beastress."
"I thought that beastress was gonna eat me."

beastress by bigandtasty October 29, 2005

breasteses 

word used by men who cannot correctly enunciate plural nouns that end with the letter S.

Dude, that fox has some nice breasts but why you got to add all those unnecessary syllables? Breasts is only one syllable...breasteses = breast-e-ses...count 'em!

breasteses by nerakrepooc October 25, 2006