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58.
Either testicles that look like breasts or testicles that look like breasts.

1.Imagine a pair of breasts swinging behind your penis - Breasticles.

2.Maybe you're undoing a girl's (whom youve just brought home for the first shag) bra and find a pair of testicles where her breasts should be - Breasticles.

Can also be used as a derogratory term in the same style as "Jep, you tit!" or "Bollocks!" e.g "Jep, you breasticle!" or "Breasticles!"
"Have you seen the size of crog's breasticles? Man, what a mook!"

"Nathan, you breasticle!!"
by Mr Poot March 14, 2006
 
1.
The rounded organs situated on a female chest. They come in many shapes and sizes and are often used for persuasion.
Look at the breasticles on her!
by Dan Tutty March 04, 2004
 
2.
another word to add to the list of words that are, and will always be BREASTS.
I have rather large breasticles
by Jo Willis September 11, 2003
 
3.
Breasts which, at one time, were very large but have become saggy, thus resembling testicles.
"Don't let your mom on the trampoline! She'll beat herself to death with those breasticles!"
by HairFarmer January 18, 2008
 
4.
A prolific ancient Greek physician practicing somewhere between 480-430BC, noted for his thorough anatomical studies of the mammary glands. His contributions to the field of anatomy are incalculable; men the world over have benefited from his unyielding attempts to demystify this most recognized symbol of the female form.
He is also recognized for generating the first public debates surrounding medical malpractice. In his later years, his academic interest gave way to obscene obsession.
Socrates: Know thyself.

Breasticles: Know thy breasts, my good friend.
by DrPedicus April 17, 2010
 
5.
Breasts, normally possessed by an old woman, that hang to anywhere below the waist, therefore the contraction of "breast" and "testicle" is formed.
Jim: "My gramma has breasticles."
Dave: "I know."
Jim: "When did you meet my /grandmother/?"
Dave: "..."
by Coffee Table October 25, 2005
 
6.
Slang term for tits, boobies, breasts, boobs, baps, babylons, gazongas, puppies, jugs, bosoms, three-penny-bits, bee stings,titties, spaniels ears etc...
'Breasticles, testicles, wallet and watch...'

'I've got a lovely pair of breasticles...'

'Can I have a squeeze of your breasticles please?'
by Empress Sadie April 06, 2006
 
7.
Breasts that are so saggy and low that they might as well be testicles. A common condition found old women.
Woah! That old woman in the locker room had some serious breasticles!
by Havana January 14, 2008