| 995. | 11/12 - year old upgrade | ||
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This is for females:
When 11/12 year old females haven't started their period yet... BUT are so flippin' excited because their tits are finally hangin' out! Shoot yea! Tania was looking at her body for signs of pubic hair or breasts in the shower and when she got out, she 'examined' her 'boobs' in the mirror. To Tania's great excitement, she saw honest to goodness 'baby' breast! With all the joy that had overcome her she ransacked her room looking for the training bra grandma sent her last christmas! She was so joyful because, she was the first girl in her grade to wear a training bra! Her secret crush Harvey was sure to notice tomorrow at school! She wanted to be the first to tell him her 'tits' were hard, after all, he told her when his balls dropped! 'Maybe we can go out to the woods again and examine each others bodies, just like we did last summer!', she thought to herself.
WOW! Tania had finally gotten her 11/12 - year old upgrade! |
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| 996. | BM | ||
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1. Used in online parenting forums to mean "breast milk".
2. Used in online wedding forums to either mean "best man" or bride's maid", depending on who's talking. 1. What is the best way to prepare frozen BM?
2. The attendents all wore silver BM dresses. |
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| 997. | cunted | ||
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To have one's penis removed in the process of going through a sexchange.
First I had my breast enlargement, then I went for the main operation where I was cunted.
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| 998. | brinkles | ||
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The wrinkles that appear between woman's breasts when she wears a tight shirt. That tight shirt gives her some serious brinkles.
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| 999. | ted | ||
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to slap another's breasticles profusely; to have your breasticles hit "Ouch. Bob just tedded me so hard my nip fell off!"
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| 1000. | Tits | ||
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(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the Tits is a re-rack called at 6 cups in which two small triangles of 3 cups each are placed next to each other. Not typically called, given the availability of the classic Beeramid rack. I haven't had Tits in a while, Kyle, so let's get that.
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