Back in the days, the breamer was nothing but an old fire hose shoved in your throat and plugged into a fan.
But now adays, you can purchase the breamer2000 s60x breamanator wireless glow-in-the-dark water proof breamer with built in features such as bremo-expresso for a quick breath to get you going in the morning and the built in sundial to keep track of the time all day.
I cant bream! Wheres my breamer?!
Man, the air on mount everest is sure hard do bream. I really wish i had my breamer right now.
Thanks to my breamer, my underwater expeditions last longer than 45 seconds!