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When Shit Breaks The Shovel

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.
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Break Shit!!! 

Too get super drunk/high etc... and just have an awesome time.

To be belligerent in your mannerisms and never take no for an answer!
To go get what you want and destroy all in your path!
The ultimate form of pure bliss!

Or The war cry you chant just before starting a rage mob to ransack the city!

Note: must always be followed by at least one exclamation marks, the more the better.
also all credit for the creation of this word goes to my dear friend Justin Holly.
"What are we doing tonight?" "Let's BREAK SHIT!!!" "BREAK SHIT!" "They took our jobs!" "Break shit!!!!!!!!" *mob breaks out and the town is reduced to rubble, whilst all survivors are hammered drunk*
Break Shit!!! by Jesusmann November 17, 2010

Jail break shit

When you have a shit that wants out in the worst way. It doesn't care if your pants are down, it wants out yesterday!
Can't talk, I have a jail break shit brewing.
Jail break shit by Stingray Phil September 3, 2015

shit break 

1.A portion of daily hours set aside to take a shit.

2.an insult
1.Bob: Alright boys i'm off for a shitbreak

2.Piss off shitbreak
shit break by Aaron January 15, 2005

shit break 

A.k.a. Paul Finch, he is enemies with Steven Stifler, who calls him "Shit Break" due to his unusual defecation habits. This is sometimes confused for "shit brick". All characters that take part in the movies American Pie 1-3.
"shit break, get away from that ficus NOW!"
shit break by Snyper00 October 12, 2008

Shit Break 

When you and all your friends decide that at a specific time of day you all agree to take a shit in the same public toilet.
Hey boys lets go to swinburne toilets is shit break time
Shit Break by d1sknt October 25, 2007

Shit Break 2 

Same as Shit Break 1 but known as Casey Byrnes
Casey Byrnes you are known as Shit Break 2 after The all mighty Shit Break 1, Richie Borowick
Shit Break 2 by Nima November 30, 2004