| 1. | Breaks-giving | ||
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refers to the time of year- around thanks giving, that college freshamn dump their lon-distance high school sweet hearts because they are having "more fun" at college Tom: did you have a good breaks-giving?
Bob: totally sally and i are over, and i cant wait to hit the parties again! |
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| 2. | Simon Cowell | ||
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The judge on American Idol who makes the show worth watching. He always breaks it to the contestants who can't sing that they suck, and always has something extremely critical to say. He's why the show's such a success; his critiques are actually pretty funny when u think about it. In Season 5, after giving an (overweight) woman a golden ticket, Simon Cowell remarked "I hope they made the stage bigger this year." At first, this might seem really harsh. But when you think about it, he's actually really funny!
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| 3. | that is a special bj | ||
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One in which the tongue is swirled continuosly around the bulbous head of the erect penis. In other instances, the person giving the blowjob will go wild while performing the oral manuevers but will never allow the teeth to touch the sensitive penile skin. On the first Friday of each month, Jimmy's girlfriend would give him a blowjob lasting from 45 minutes to one hour. She would take no breaks, and would conintuously swirl her tongue while humming the Star Spangled Banner and the 1812 overture. At the end she would dutifully swallow all the emissions. "Now, that is a special bj", Jimmy would smile and say.
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| 4. | Forest Gump | ||
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a girl if giving you a blowjob and your cock gets stuck in ur braces; she runs away and you break free. Jill is giving a blowjob to Jay, when his cock gets caught on her braces. Jill runs away from Jay in fear, and Jay's cock breaks free from her mouth, aka. a Forest Gump
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| 5. | throat sausage | ||
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Like: deep throat.
When the Penis breaks the plane of the back of the mouth to the throat. She was giving me head, and all of the sudden I became her throat sausage.
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| 6. | DBL | ||
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DBL stands for the Dick Biting Look. It's the look a girl gives you were you just KNOW she wants to suck on your business all night long! Like you'll walk by and she breaks her neck to get a better look at you, THAT is the DBL. A beautiful thing really "Hey man Sharon is giving you the DBL over there, you better go get her number!"
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| 7. | the Whitehead | ||
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The act of releasing semen into a rubber, then squeezing the aforementioned cum towards the closed end of the condom. Aim the little tip at your woman's face while squeezing until the condom breaks and the cum bursts onto her face like a zit onto a mirror. Also known as delayed bukaki. I love giving Steph the Whitehead.
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