1. breakfast pee
break-fast pee (brekfahst)
n. vulgar, yet humerous
1. The first urination of the morning, usually lasting between one and six minutes. Rivaling that of the Austin Powers post-thaw piss, or the Ogre from Revenge of The Nerds II piss.
I just took a 5 minute breakfast pee this morning, I didn't know I drank that much!