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when you teabag a girl while taking a dump on her chest
Person 1: What'd you do with Stacey last night?

Person 2: Mannn shittt i let her have that breakfast of champions

Person 1: man i told you that bitch was a freak
by richy34 December 13, 2010
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A breakfast composed of a bowl of Kraft Dinner and several shots of Tequila. Should be noted that if its done after Noon, its not breakfast, pussy. Extra points if you make the Kraft dinner with beer instead of milk.
Party-Boy 1: What could make this breakfast a true breakfast of champions?
Party-Boy 2: Tequila, bitch!!!
by Johnny Spectacular February 23, 2005
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fellatio performed with a mouthful of hot coffee
This breakfast of champions gives new meaning to "do you take cream in your coffee"
by Lotireg September 18, 2007
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after staying upp all night doing whatever and a whole bunch of people usually friends go and unite for some binging this takes place in the wee hours of the morning usually between 6 or 7 am
hey man you comming to the breakfast of champions billy and creg are going to be there.
by andre April 24, 2005
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Mars bar & a coke for breakfast - either through necessity (that's all there is), bone idleness or complete indifference to your body's nutritional requirements
He did not have time to eat before he left the house so popped into the shop for a breakfast of champions on the way in.
by PaulF October 04, 2006
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A breakfast that consists of Diet Coke and a Cheese Stick. (Gives you gas)
Dude im so gassy, i had the breakfast of champions this morning.
by claptonisgod2440 February 17, 2009
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The simple yet sustaining combination of a chicken sandwich from Jack in the Box and a Monster energy drink in the morning.
"Dude, im hungry! what can we get for breakfast at 1 PM?"
"The breakfast of champions, of course!"
by semi_fixtion December 30, 2008
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