| 29. | diddle-li-dih | ||
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'break', 'run', 'passage' or 'hook' in popular music, usually less than two minutes guitarist ass fuck john's diddle-li-dih in 'cut your heart out' around 3:00 on the poop eater's new CD is joyous!!
eddie van halen's diddle-li-dih in 'beat-it' makes me swoon!! that electric 12-string pilot cut loose a sweet diddle-li-dih! |
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| 30. | Jew canoe | ||
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old minivan with a driver known to break the traffic law That Jew Canoe just won't get out of the way!
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| 31. | Pursuing a solo career | ||
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After the break-up of a combo who were making sweet music together, the one who just ends up sitting alone in the dark reminiscing while he fingers his instrument is said to be pursuing a solo career. So what happened to David Van Day after Dollar split up?
Oh, he's pursuing a solo career in the back of a burger van. |
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| 32. | Vano'd | ||
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Can be seen driving a red firebird with t-tops and wears schmediums. When you go out to an expensive place ie. Gentlemans club. Once it is time to pay the bill he leaves you behind so the bouncer threatens to break your legs and you have no choice but to pay. Dude you got Vano'd
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| 33. | American Cowboy | ||
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When one is licking a vagina and takes a brief break to pack his/her chew and put a dip in then continues to lick the vagina. "She was wondering what I was doing, then she all I heard was," "What did you do? It Burns!" "So I said, it's the American Cowboy Baby."
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| 34. | Mistakurbating | ||
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v When you mistakenly catch someone masturbating. Often caused by poor choice of place and timing, such as before dinner, at the movies, at school, at work, in the shower when your roommate is waiting and irritated, in a resturant, in a public restroom, in the back seat of a van on a long road-trip, in a park, on or near a playground, during a party, in the waiting room of a clinic for the blind, in an elementary school principal's office, when you sleep in a bunkbed, in a pool, in river with hungry fish, when you come home to a missing plunger and/or bananas, when you forget to close the browser on the family computer, or making the decision at 5:58 when your mom usually gets home at 6:01 (see after school special). "Man, I am either a master of mistakurbating or our daughter has the worst choice of timing. Or she still hasn't figured it out. Have you seen the sausages?"
True Story, Our hero goes to a job interview at a big box store in a tuxedo. The Manager holding back a bellowing laugh, "So, you can tell me the truth. Why did you get fired from your last job?" The man replies, "I was caught masturbating on my break." "What?!" "Ya, I know. That's my free time and I am allowed to do whatever I want on my own time!" And with that the manager could not resist passing him on to the next department for hiring. True story, no joke. |
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| 35. | ninjaiceaphobia | ||
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The perpetual and irrational fear of Ninjas, or Ninjas associated with Robert Van Winkle, A.K.A "Vanilla Ice" which said Ninjas are considered a Vanilla Ice posse. I'm afraid of NINJAS!!! In which case said Ninjas:* Come forth to unspecified locations and remodel your home to suit their needs. Which includes but isnt limited to: a Ninja training facility and or recording studio where the song "Cadillac Ninjas" will be played incessantly until your ears bleed or you want to stab yourself in the face to make the pain stop.*Ninjas break dancing to "Ice Ice Baby" wearing parachute pants and gold chains while armed with samurai swords and ninja stars. This is the result of ninjaiceaphobia
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