| 1. | Break-Up Stutterer | ||
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When you break-up with a person. They enter a state of confusion and begin stuttering as they try to either defend themselves or make you feel gulity. Steve: Hello Linda
Linda: Why Hello Steve my darling. How are you? Steve: Quite fine. Linda we need to talk. Linda: What is it my love? Steve: We're breaking up. Linda: Wh-Wh-Why are yo-yo-you br-breaking u-u-u-up with m-m-m-me? Steve: For many reasons but right now because you are stuttering. Your a Break-Up Stutterer. Linda: Th-TH-This is bull-bull-bull-bullshit. |
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| 2. | Break-up make-up | ||
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A common technique used by women all across the world, whereby they wear excessive make-up after a particularly painful break-up in order to make themselves feel more attractive. The resultant level of foundation on the face is often compared to a light cake or biscuit based dessert. Dave: Dude, I saw you broke up with Stacey...
Tom: What the... How did you know, we haven't even made it Facebook official yet?! Dave: Only had to look at her face man... Dave and Tom together: Break-up make-up... |
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| 3. | soda machine break up | ||
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A relationship that takes several break-ups and make-ups to end, rather like trying to tip over a soda machine by rocking it back and forth. "Did Jack and Jill get back together again? This is like the fourth time"
"It's a soda machine break up. Give it time, they've almost got it tipped over" |
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| 4. | Fake-up | ||
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October 11, 2005 Urban Word of the Day
A break up that eventually leads to the couple making back up. Hence, it is not a real break up, but a "fake-up." Larry and Susan broke up again, but you know they're going to get back together... so it's another fake-up.
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| 5. | on a break | ||
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When a person tells their significant other that they need time apart for one reason or another. It happens when a relationship just isn't working out but you are afraid to actually break up so instead you take a break which usually ends in a break up anyways. In some situations it is allowed to see other people but for some it is not so make sure you have a talk about what is allowed and what isn't because you don't want to end up like Ross from "Friends" and cheat on Rachel when he didn't know it was cheating and be forced to read an 18 page letter front and back; causing you to fall asleep and Rachel get pissed that you didn't read all of it. It is the most deceptive term ever!!!
Usually it is the woman's idea to take a break but in my case it was my boyfriend's idea because he felt bad about not having any time to hang out with me... Idk What do you call this person, are they still your bf or gf??? Do you still talk to them? Are you now just friends???" What the fuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!! "You slept with her!?"
"But we were on a break!!!!" |
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| 6. | b-up | ||
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A short form of the word "break up". Often used on messaging over electronics because of the laziness of a person.
luke: dude i can't believe that she b-up with me
robert: don't cry. it's weird. |
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| 7. | Reverse Bel-Air | ||
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Using the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song to break up with someone. (As seen in www.xkcd.com/464) Now, this is a story all about my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became uncertain about our relationship. I think you just like having a girlfriend, it doesn't matter who. I think we should break up.
The Reverse Bel-Air only works once, so make it unforgettable. |
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