| 1. | the break up | ||
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when you want to break up with your boyfriend, but dont know how, give him a hand job. and when he jizzes, slap it on his face and tell him you're done. i performed "the break up" with my ex boyfriend because i didnt know how else to do it
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| 2. | Break-up Cake | ||
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Break-up Cake (N) - 1. A cake presented as a gift after a break-up. A Break-up Cake may be decorated with parting words, or a hateful message. Break-up Cakes with hateful messages are usually returned to the givers face. A Break-up Cake may be a cookie cake. K: Did you hear about Mike and Jessi?
L: No, what happened? K: He broke up with her using a Break-up Cake. L: Really? Well, I suppose that is precisely when a girl really wants some Cake. K: Very true! |
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| 3. | Break-up make-up | ||
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A common technique used by women all across the world, whereby they wear excessive make-up after a particularly painful break-up in order to make themselves feel more attractive. The resultant level of foundation on the face is often compared to a light cake or biscuit based dessert. Dave: Dude, I saw you broke up with Stacey...
Tom: What the... How did you know, we haven't even made it Facebook official yet?! Dave: Only had to look at her face man... Dave and Tom together: Break-up make-up... |
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| 4. | Break-Up Face | ||
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The face in which you look as if your girlfriend broke up with you. A sad yet funny face. Dude, did you see Josh's Break-up Face when he hit an old bitch with his car?
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| 5. | Break Your Face Off | ||
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Break Your Face Off is a party phenomenon sweeping the nation. Break Your Face Off's are characterized by typical party elements, fueled by reckless consumption of hedonistic proportions. BYFO's typically upgrade ashtrays to buttbuckets, and a large pot, kettle, or trash can is often placed outside the house in case of partying TOO hard. Mature adults who consider themselves too mature for college style partying always succumb to the allure of the BYFO nature. Breaking off one's face correlates to the level of ridiculous consumption. For example, a wine and cheese night would be considered a Stub-Your-Toe, even if all attending frequently Break Their Faces Off Possible consequences include: sleeping 'til 5 p.m. the next day, crazed kitchen cleaning while clutching tequila, and malicious mamacitas mixing margaritas "Break Your Face Off at my place tonight!"
"What should we bring?" "Bring beer, not pants" "Are you having another Break Your Face Off soon?" "Yeah, once I get the hole in the drywall patched up from last night" |
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| 6. | break your face | ||
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To shove crack rock up your nose all night til it doesn't work anymore and you probably hurt the next day Hey, you holdin?
Why, you wanna break your face tonight? |
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| 7. | shaky-face | ||
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To shake the face violently from side to side for the purpose of humour. This moment is performed for the camera to break up the monotony of the scenic photos. It can be classed as pure genius entertainment. The skill of shaky-face is to simply relax the face completely. Look in the direction of the camera and shake as hard as you can. Many people fail to achieve shaky face ninja status. You can see the act on many facebook groups such as "Shaky face Ninjas".
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