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When you are given the task of hanging out with a friend right after a break-up to get their mind off of things. Yeah, Leroy broke up with his bitch yesterday, so me and Roscoe are on break-up duty.
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| 2. | Turkey Tossed | ||
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The act of dumping your significant other while both of you are on Thanksgiving break. This is especially used to describe the situation when college students return home for the first time since both individuals left for college and realize there is a lingering awkward tension between a once solid, love bound relationship. The two thus break-up to embrace the freedom and the ability to hook up with that guy/gal that you have been longing to since the first day you arrived at school. Sam: I can't believe I have to buy my girlfriend a fucking Christmas present.
James: Sucks to be you! I got turkey tossed, and now I'm buying the new Call of Duty. Sam: You're so lucky... |
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| 3. | vaycay | ||
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vay·cay (vey-kay)
--noun 1. A period of time devoted to pleasure, rest, or relaxation, especially one following termination from employment or school. 2. Early or temporary retirement. 3. A period of suspension of work, study, or other activity, usually used for rest, recreation, travel, or just goofing off. 4. Freedom or release from duty, business, activity, or obligations. "Oh, you say you had to work overtime at work today? Well, today on vaycay, I woke up at noon, grabbed some sun, squashed a few brits on Xbox Live, and then closed down the bars."
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| 4. | Tom Hanks Mode | ||
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The condition of your character in a video game (such as Rainbox 6 or Call of Duty) where your character is blinded and/or stunned by a flashbang. This causes you to:
1. See the world as if it's moving slowly 2. Hear a ringing in your ears 3. Have an image burned in your eyes 4. Have general disorientation and confusion The phrase comes from Tom Hanks' role in Saving Private Ryan, in which his character is "stunned" by the battle (explosions, dead men, etc) during the invasion of Normandy in which he displays the above symptoms. In addition to calling this experiece "Tom Hanks Mode" you may also refer to this as "getting Tom Hanksed". Gamer 1: Dude, you didn't back me up!
Gamer 2: Sorry, man. I was in Tom Hanks Mode. Gamer 1: You're just standing there, shoot someone! Gamer 2: I just got Tom Hanksed, give me a break! |
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| 5. | Xbox 360 | ||
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The #1 leading cause of break-ups in the world. Girl: Wanna go out for dinner tonight honey?
Guy: NO!!! XBOX 360 IS WAAAAAAAAAAY MORE IMPORTANT!!! |
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| 6. | Ropehead | ||
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An individual with dreadlocked hair, most commonly white caucasian.
Can be likened to a "trustafarian". A white dreadlocked person who deludes themselves that their lifestyle is alternative and progressive. This involves half-baked attempts at being eco-friendly, spinning poi whilst thinking up (shit) ways to make money from poi, & living in a scruffy van whilst claiming housing benefit on a flat they don't inhabit. All this safe in the knowledge that they can doss about for years gleaning money from the parents and/or trust fund. A ropehead spends a lot of time whinging about society, yet contributes nothing to it. The "Ropeheadmobil" van will, 9 times out of 10, smell like a chip shop when running due the vegetable oil in the fuel tank. Incidently no duty will have been paid on this fuel. All part of "fucking the system", a vain attempt at masking self-interest in the name of morality. "Man... I gonna break into loads of festivals and sell poi and weed, wicked." (ropehead)
or "Yeah yeah we're going on a protest march for... erm... what was it again?" (ropehead) "Shut up you fucking ropehead! Get that van away from my house, get a job, pay some taxes and have a fucking wash!" (normal person) |
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| 7. | plate runner | ||
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A Newtown, CT, local police officer, who comes to this town from some other town and think they own the place. Nobody liked them in high school, they didn't go to college, and they don't like to see anyone being more successful then themselves. The most action they see is hassling teen agers for hanging out, and there only job duty is to drive around tailgating people and running there plates in there stupid computers, then for whatever reason they want, they will pull you over and because there jealous and nobody likes them they will hassle you, saying your eyes look blood shot, they will say they smell smoke/alcohol because they want to search your car and bust your ass so you get kicked out of college, because they where to lazy/dumb to get a real degree, they don't want you to have one either, then maybe they will get promoted so they get bumped up on the bacon scale to oink oink.
Could this plate runner tailgate me any closer? I'm going to slam my breaks on him so he can see if my break lights.
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