| 1. | Break-up Cake | ||
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Break-up Cake (N) - 1. A cake presented as a gift after a break-up. A Break-up Cake may be decorated with parting words, or a hateful message. Break-up Cakes with hateful messages are usually returned to the givers face. A Break-up Cake may be a cookie cake. K: Did you hear about Mike and Jessi?
L: No, what happened? K: He broke up with her using a Break-up Cake. L: Really? Well, I suppose that is precisely when a girl really wants some Cake. K: Very true! |
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| 2. | Break-up make-up | ||
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A common technique used by women all across the world, whereby they wear excessive make-up after a particularly painful break-up in order to make themselves feel more attractive. The resultant level of foundation on the face is often compared to a light cake or biscuit based dessert. Dave: Dude, I saw you broke up with Stacey...
Tom: What the... How did you know, we haven't even made it Facebook official yet?! Dave: Only had to look at her face man... Dave and Tom together: Break-up make-up... |
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| 3. | cake before you break | ||
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to have sex before you break up. just go cake before you break. man shut the fuck up.
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| 4. | london air break release | ||
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When a couple is performing vaginal sex in the doggie style position. The male licks both thumbs, puts them together, inserts them into the females anus, and pulls them apart. This action stretches the anus releasing any built up gas. The releasing of this gas makes a sound similar to the releasing of excess air on a semi-trucks air breaks. Dude, I was pluggin' Staci last night and right before I exploded in ecstasy. I gave her the ol' London air break release. Without getting into too much detail, I will tell you that she must have had cabbage for dinner.
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| 5. | whorepath | ||
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when a person goes though a hard break up and decides to sleep wit everyone in their path ever since jane and john broke up they sure been on the whorepath
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| 6. | feudalism | ||
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A common social and political hierarchy seen in medieval Europe, Japan, and in various middle schools across the country. A king gives land to his vassals or knights and nobles who in turn give their land to peasants or serfs. In the end, everyone is under the control of several people and must pay them money and homage. My middle school has a feudalistic hierarchy:
Bob: Dude Joe, give me five bucks, or I'll shun you! Joe: *quickly gives Bob five bucks* Fred: Bob break up with your girlfriend and give me five bucks. Joe, you can give me five bucks too, or I will shun both of you! Bob: *breaks up with girlfriend and give Fred five bucks* Joe: *Gives Fred five bucks* Aaaaah feudalism in action... |
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| 7. | gamma bomb | ||
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A term use to describe the act of filling one's condom so full with feces that it will cause the condom to break during intercourse from ejaculation. I pick up a gamma at the club last night and the bitch's pussy was so loose I gave her a gamma bomb
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