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12.
When one has to poop really badly before an event such as a race, or game, or physical activity. And the person poops and breaks the seal...allowing that person to have to poop many times more perhaps soon after the first pooping because of the heat near the butthole and often can not even hold it in. Producing a very ugly effect of THE POOPY PANTS.
BEN! Don't you break the seal! Last time you pooped all over yourself during the game and ran around with POOPY PANTS.
by jpabaloni August 16, 2006
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1.
The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes
Damn dude, I shouldn't have broken the seal because now I have to piss every ten minutes.
by matkillah November 20, 2002
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2.
When a person who is drunk pees for the first time since being drunk. After they "break the seal" they feel like they have to pee every 5 minutes.
After breaking the seal, Molly had to wait in line for the bathroom 10 times that night. (break the seal.)
by breakstheseal November 19, 2007
291 134
 
3.
When drinking alcohol ... you feel the urge to go to the toilet.... the longer you hold on...... the less you'll need to go to the toilet as you continue to drink.
The earlier you break the seal, the more you'll need to go to the toilet
Girl: "I needa go to the toilet real bad guys"
Group of Friends: "DONT BREAK THE SEAL"
Girl: "awww....."
by Maddo! March 25, 2007
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4.
To have sex with someone other than your long distance kind of boyfriend to whom you have promised fidelity.
Her : "I'm going out with Josh tonight"
Him : "Don't break the seal"
by weekend girlfriend June 10, 2011
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5.
Certain species of Seal are naturally resistant to
training by humans. This is due to their wild, savage nature.
However, with some patience and a steady supply of fresh fish, most seals *can* be trained.

A human seal trainer is said to have "broken the seal" when the Seal correctly fetches a chilled beverage, such as a Moslon Golden or perhaps a delicious Molson Dry from the polar ice, in exchange for a handful of anchovies.

Anchovies are delicious.
Carlsson: Ya hey der, Ole!

Ole: Hey der!

Carlsson: Say den, it looks like you've finally done break the seal den der!

Ole: Oh, ya! He'll only retrieve for me a light beer though. I think he's trying to tell me I'm too fat!

Carlsson: Well heck der, Ole! You did have the double helpin' of Martha's lutefisk and potatoes, ya know!

Ole: Ya.
by Helmut Linderhoff June 15, 2007
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6.
(verb)
After about 4 drinks, your first visit to the bathroom will contain a feeling of extreme relief, immediately after which you will start to actually feel the effects of all of the alcohol. You will not feel drunk until this happens. After it happens you will definitly start to feel tipsy, and then you will go every 5 minutes, until the last visit when you vomit and break another seal.
" Pam was doing okay in here until she just went to break the seal, Now shes gone every 5 minutes and can hardly stand!"
by Blahahaha January 29, 2006
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7.
a made up fuckin event where supposedly you piss for the first time after being drunk, adn your supposed to have to pee alot more after

however this is a made up fuckin thing that never happens
dumb girl - "dont pee your gonna break the seal"

drunk guy - "yeah whatever bitch"
by rimjobcentrl August 13, 2008
76 221