Beardophile 

A person who enjoys stroking/touching other peoples beards.

You like to stroke beards, you beardophile!

Beardophile by Juicysatsumas March 19, 2013

breadpill 

a pun on the right-wing process of converting people to their beliefs, aka 'redpill' - 'breadpill' refers to anarcho-communist writer Peter Kropotkin and his work "The Conquest of Bread". anarchists refer to the conversion of others to their ideology as giving them the 'breadpill'

I've been reading a lot of anarcho-comm literature recently.. think i've taken the breadpill.

breadpill by elsiemarina August 9, 2019

Beanophile 

(Alternatively: Fabophile)

1. One who has a strong fondness or preference for beans.
2. One who enjoys productions starring the actor Sean Bean.

It's the mark of a true beanophile that one can differentiate between the various cultivars of Phaseolus vulgaris and recite all versions of "Beans, beans the musical fruit"

A: What's wrong with him?
B: Him? Oh, he's just a Beanophile. Has to watch his beloved actor's routinely ill-fated characters die in just about everything they're in
A: Ah, true

Beanophile by Charlemagne1993 December 22, 2016

Beanophillia

noun
1. a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or child is sexually attracted to a bean of any type

"why is he touching a bean like that, is he a beanophillia?"

Beanophillia by Expremo Michael Cockus October 30, 2022

breadophile

someone that has the sudden urge to rape a loaf of bread and is arrested for it

That sick fuck was arrsted for having sex with a loaf of sour dough and was labeled a breadophile

breadophile by Joe Busey August 22, 2009

Brettophile 

A male from Dundalk who goes head over heels for any female ranging from the ages 4-14.

Hey look over there its the Brettophile.

Brettophile by Aworriedfriend February 27, 2011

based and breadpilled 

Based and red pilled, but leftist. Refers to The Conquest of Bread.

That meme is based and breadpilled.

based and breadpilled by Soup The Clueless November 21, 2020