Rusty Breadknife 

A term used to express a very large disliking of a product or service, where one would rather cut their male appendage off with a Rusty Breadknife then use said product or service again.

Person 1: "Ah man, I just downloaded that awful Candy Crush game everyone seems to be play, I don't get it? It's shit!"

Person 2: "I know what you mean. I'd rather get a Rusty Breadknife..."

Rusty Breadknife by CaptainNutSack August 20, 2013

Breadknife 

Taken as a spin off from the term "to cut someone's lunch" which in turn means for one person to 'hit on' or 'flirt' with another person's partner/girlfriend/spouse.

A breadknife is used to cut a sandwich, which may be someone's lunch.

A friend decides to flirt with your grilfriend when you are not present, he could be described as cutting your lunch, and thus you are entitled to call him a "Breadknife"

Breadknife by Finchy19 October 13, 2009

Breadferducks 

Breadferdux (shortened version of "bread for ducks") describes an event or thing that you naturally get super excited about. Such things you get excited about can happen in the future, as well. Breadferducks is a way to express a positive thing that makes you scurry faster toward it. In this sense, it can also describe interactions where there is high demand for limited supplies of something. It can also be used as a safe-for-work substitution for cluster**ck.

They said the competitive application process was a breadferduck, but they were all breadferducks when the acceptance letter arrived.

Breadferducks by superunknown-mpls May 7, 2021

breadwifed

Derives from 'breadwife' meaning girlfriend. Breadwifed is when someone starts spending an large amount of time with a girlfriend.

"I cant believe how breadwifed Trigger has become"

breadwifed by Will Satterthwaite June 5, 2005

bradifer 

Just like "bennifer" except that the culprits are Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston.

See definition for "bennifer."

See definition for "brannifer."

bradifer by madmark65 August 3, 2004

beanifer 

AWESOME but camera shy!

beanifer nd cleo ily =P

beanifer by caticle April 19, 2008