An evil and irate man who bakes bread. He will not rest until all the peoples of the earth feast upon his multi-seeded bread, toasted, with raspberry jam. He flits like a ghost between the racks of bread in his bakery and browbeats his assistants when they attempt to - as he perceives it - undervalue his produce.
I saw the Breadman today. He's baked a gingerbread man that looks just like me, and it's hanging above the shelf. I'm scared.
by breadmanalert September 18, 2007