breadgetarian

a vegetarian who survives, not on vegetables, but on bread or other starchy-based products.

Non-breadgetarian: Hey man, wanna burger?
Breadgetarian: Naw man, I'm a vegetarian.
Non-breadgetarian: Ok, I'll order a salad for you.
Breadgetarian: Naw man, I'll just have some bread, maybe order some plain pasta.

breadgetarian by jamin1004 December 30, 2010

BreadNuts 

Breadnuts is when you've reach the point in which you haven't clean your balls in so long that they begin to smell of fresh baked bread. This is the point of no return because unlike normal sweaty ball smell, breadnuts is pleasant

Guy: *Takes off pants*
Girl: Whats smells like golden corral bread biscuits
Guy: Oh thats just my breadnuts.

BreadNuts by Bangbrospt2 January 15, 2015

jewish breadcutter 

Jewish breadcutter is a term used to describe someone who performs circumcisions for a living.

Ezra dahling! Were going to the jewish breadcutter!
"whats that"
"you knoow"
"noooo...."
"your gonna get your cock snipped, now get in the car"

jewish breadcutter by Mike polawski October 20, 2009

breadgetables

Nutritionally balanced baked placed in the oven after removing dozens of nuggets and fries. Examples like apple-broccoli-banana bread or carrot-zucchini-raisin muffins are designed as an alternative to child abuse by parents who label their children with picky eater syndrome after getting repeatedly denied on force feeding cold unseasoned vegetables. Breadgetables must contain finely grated vegetables and are likely covered in monkfruit sweetener

Daydrinker2: I finally got my kids to eat vegetables at snack time.

Daydrinker1: Oh, we only eat Pubelix muffins.

Daydrinker2: Try baking them some breadgetables.

breadgetables by Juissy Smallsette June 8, 2021

breadbutt

When you are on your “Sourdough making journey” and on day 10 you catch a glimpse in the mirror and see your butt. :(((((

I love making sourdough but it’s giving me breadbutt. .

breadbutt by JnCR23 January 12, 2026