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Recipe for a brazilian pancake:
1: Find some skank 2: Have sex with her outdoors 3: Blow your wad on her stomach 4: Smear your jizz in a nice circular pattern 5: Let it dry in the sun 6: Carefully peel the dried jizz off of her stomach and feed it to her My girlfriend died after eating nothing but brazilian-style pancakes for three weeks straight.
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