A mole the size of a planet on your face.
WOW! He has a brazelton!
by MR.HACKY March 6, 2007
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1. When running late for work as usual, running across the street, tripping on the curb and landing with your face in doggy-doo.
2. When chasing a woman running away from you on the beach, tripping and landing with your face in doggy-doo.

I totally brazeltoned when I was at the beach trying to hit on this girl...
by Spelling Piranha February 9, 2008
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the person who bullies me on a daily basis she is very obnoxious and has two siblings one of which is paralized. Sometimes i feel bad for her but most of the time i just cry away my feelings. Throughout a daily baisis she keeps putting me down to build herself up. Right now shes on top of the world.
by 782933027229272820383373629282 February 4, 2020
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a angle of a human being
man i wish i was annie kate brazelton
by 9362454 September 12, 2019
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A motherfucking legend/goat/chosen one from God.
Wow I had such a phenomenal night tonight I feel like a brazelton.
by Mr. evil0219 September 11, 2019
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