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1.
A mole the size of a planet on your face.
WOW! He has a brazelton!
by MR.HACKY March 06, 2007
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2.
1. When running late for work as usual, running across the street, tripping on the curb and landing with your face in doggy-doo.
2. When chasing a woman running away from you on the beach, tripping and landing with your face in doggy-doo.

I totally brazeltoned when I was at the beach trying to hit on this girl...
by Spelling Piranha February 09, 2008
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