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1.
The best baseball team since 1991, in which they went from worst to first. They also have 14 straight pennants, in which they won the national league pennant 5 times, and a world series in 1995. and the best manager in the game Bobby Cox. One thing that makes them better than other teams is that they raise their players through their farm system unlike New York teams. Mets fans are
often jealous because the braves kick their asses every year, so they come into turner field chanting: "let's go mets!" That's possibly the gayest cheer in sports. If you want to know how much the mets suck, they just lost the NL east pennant even though they were 7 games in front with 17 to go at one point.
Dude, what's with all these fat mets fans in our stadium. This is Atlanta, not New York. Maybe they'll shut up after the Braves win...
by Thomas RR September 30, 2007
 
2.
The best baseball team of them all.
The Braves just won the World Series!
by The Jimmynator September 17, 2003
 
3.
By far the best baseball team ever! The Braves Rule. Bobby Cox is the best Manager in the game!
The Braves are going to win the World Series.
by Bobby Blake May 30, 2004
 
4.
The most frustrating team to root for in professional sports.
The Braves lost in the first round of the playoffs yet again.
by NoLongerAFan October 08, 2013
 
5.
The most intellectual Counter-Forces Player to ever participate in competitive leagues. His intelligence, and Counter-Strike ability makes him a sure stand out in the CALim community.
Braves is the smartest mofo in CS
by lith December 04, 2004
 
6.
an evil team that beats the florida marlins most of the time, but next year will be different
damned braves beat the marlins again, i hope bobby cox chokes on a preatsel like george bush did.
by pimp daddy dollars October 12, 2004
 
7.
a NL entity that, despite all its World Series appearances, could only win ONE (and that was really by luck, in '95 against the Indians). they haven't even made it to the fall classic in over 5 years, and the last time they did, in '99, were demolished by the Yankees in four straight.

their owner thinks he is some sort of demigod (even naming the team's home field and the adjacent street after him), but in reality is a mindless coke/crack addict who only got rich from his daddy's inheritance. hell, he couldn't even keep "Hanoi Jane" Fonda by his side for very long.

meanwhile, Bobby Cox is still with them, either because he thinks he's the pope, and will hang on to the job until he croaks, or perhaps because no one else would want to manage this miserable excuse for a MLB franchise.

all too often,fans of this utterly pathetic "team" will slag other teams and their fans, notably the Mets and Marlins, but let's look at some numbers, shall we?

Marlins' World Series appearances: 2
" " championships: 2
that's a 1.000 percentage!
a perfect record!

Met's World Series appearances: 4
" " championships: 2
a .500 pecentage
still, not bad!

and now the braves.....

World Series appearances: 5
" " championship: ONE
for a percentage of .200!!

and it will only get get lower as the years go on....
in short, braves suck ass. they will never win another championship...MAYBE a pennant, but never again a World Series.

enough said.
by ItHadToBeSaid December 27, 2004