"That fucking guy!"
highly attracted to alternative women, skinny baddies, and any
girl with a history of making questionable
life choices.
Usually found vibing to underground
music, covered in tattoos, and somehow always in a situationship. Has an uncanny ability to make girls rethink their entire existence after one deep conversation at 3 AM.
Frequently
seen cruising on a longboard through city streets or disappearing on spontaneous road trips with nothing but a backpack and a vague plan. Probably owns a film camera, listens to
music you've never heard of, and somehow convinces
people to drop everything and travel with him.
His Instagram is a chaotic mix of blurry travel photos, deep quotes, and hyperfixations that last exactly two weeks. Runs purely on caffeine, impulse decisions, and undiagnosed ADHD with a side of tism. Will ghost you for three months and then show up like nothing happened.
Constantly oversharing on IG stories, but it’s mostly reposts of goth baddies, niche
memes, and whatever underground song is currently ruining his
life. One day it’s a deep existential rant, the next it’s a
spam of tattooed women in fishnets with captions like "me n who?"