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a really sweet guy
past the stage of a boy, but not quite yet a man
who loves to make new friends.
loyal, caring, and shy.
he is really random at times, and can get away with anything(:
everyone loves him, always hanging out with girls, but not a man whore; a girl's best friend.
REALLY naive and oblivious to things most the time.
isnt he so cute?

yeah, he must be brandon
by a;sdlkf;asdlfj March 06, 2012
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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He's the life of the party, everyone loves him. But he can't be tied down with just anyone, he needs the true love of a girl to be with him, he only respects women and puts other before himself.
If you get Brandon'd your lucky
by B-rad4 August 22, 2011
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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I love Brandon so much he makes me feel like im walking on cloud, hes the most amazing boyfriend i could ever ask for and i never wanna loose him <3 he means everything to me
by coolestpersonever91311 September 24, 2011
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The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

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the sexiest guy alive. he awsome and the bomb. he likes his girls hot and wants to f*ck them.

hes most amazing in bed
wow that guy is a brandon he is most amazing in bed.
by lol ninja March 11, 2009
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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that nigga with tha donkey dick. Loves bitches.
They call brandon "mastodon" cause he got a trunk in the front
by bware31493 October 23, 2009
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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A godly man that carries himself with pride and dignity and loves only one woman. His sexual prowis is legendary and craved by women near and far but experienced by very few.
That guy is such a Brandon!!
by Mizouthug January 29, 2009
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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the most amazing man i have ever met he made me feel so special. Extremely hilarious and sexy he makes me smile and i miss him
man that guy is so brandon
by jessa456 April 27, 2011
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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