A brandon is a self centered lying dick. He usually acts like the sweetest guy, and like a "different type of usual guys" when really he is just a lying piece of shit. brandons have horrible acne, and really small dicks. they think they are the coolest people in the world, and fool everyone till they realize how wrong that is, and he ends up alone everytime. he is alone cause he brings it upon himself he lies, and is uses people. he is a cheater, and a piece of shit. he acts like the biggest badass in the world because he is on probation, he constantly reminds you how "bad his drug use used to be" when all in all he is a poser and the biggest pussy in the world. he is cheater, and a theif. he takes really depressed girls and ends up only caring about himself, hurting them and then leaves not giving a shit, a brandon is someone who will get hurt everyday of his life once people realize the truth,a brandon is someone who will soon get a taste of his own medicine.
"do you see that guy over there who looks like a giant piece of shit"
"oh hey look its brandon"
A Brandon is a party animal who knows how to have a few too many beers. Brandon's like cars and likes to think he's tough. but he also has a soft side. If you find a Brandon hold onto him because he will bring you much happiness. A Brandon makes the perfect lover and the perfect friend. Brandons are also very good in the sheets and know thier stuff.
Craig- "see that guy over there?"
troy- "yes, thats a Brandon."
Craig- "looks like a top bloke"
I love Brandon so much he makes me feel like im walking on cloud, hes the most amazing boyfriend i could ever ask for and i never wanna loose him <3 he means everything to me
a really sweet guy
past the stage of a boy, but not quite yet a man
who loves to make new friends.
loyal, caring, and shy.
he is really random at times, and can get away with anything(:
everyone loves him, always hanging out with girls, but not a man whore; a girl's best friend.
REALLY naive and oblivious to things most the time.
isnt he so cute?
yeah, he must be brandon
An awsome person who is caring funny and nice to everyone
He is the person that will slap a smile on your face when ever your feeling sad.
He's usally friends with girls. And never likes more than one person.
He's awsome, I bet his name is Brandon
The Sexiest Fucking Guy Alive!He's Angie
boy And Rocks Her World ;)also know as random man...but dont tell anyone
your dating brandon.S right?
i know =D
The most wonderful friend who doesn't seem to notice how in love the girl closest to him is. A Brandon will flirt constantly without realizing it and is shy to touch any girl seriously. He has a way of getting in your head and driving you crazy. The kind of best friend you just want to kiss brainless, but know you never will.
Haley: Omg why can't Brandon see how much I love him? He's such a great friend.
Trina: Maybe because you won't tell him duh.
Haley: But if I do he won't want to be besties anymore!
Trina: OMG he's such a total Brandon
A country boy from the backwoods. Will answer when someone randomly screams "HEY, REDNECK!" Strangely sounds like Matthew McConaughey when he speaks. Likes to buy old run down Dodge trucks and take long rides on his fourwheeler in muddy pastures. Only wears underwear on special occasions. A great friend that makes girls feel special with his southern carms.
Person1: "Whoa! That sounds like Matthew McCoaughey!"
Person2: "Nah, that's just Brandon."
"That guy looks like he's free ballin', he is such a Brandon."