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1. One sexy son of a bitch.

2. A person of high caliber.

3. A Pimp

That B-Randon was all up on those bitches.
by teben January 29, 2006
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A Brandon is a party animal who knows how to have a few too many beers. Brandon's like cars and likes to think he's tough. but he also has a soft side. If you find a Brandon hold onto him because he will bring you much happiness. A Brandon makes the perfect lover and the perfect friend. Brandons are also very good in the sheets and know thier stuff.
Craig- "see that guy over there?"
troy- "yes, thats a Brandon."
Craig- "looks like a top bloke"
by jenicaeatyourgreens November 22, 2011
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The sexiest man alive with godly awesomeness. Only chosing the hottest girls, his sexual abilities is legendary and longed for by all the women.

Amazing in bed and like the second coming of Christ.
by idkwhatyouretalkingabout February 03, 2010
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A guy with a huge dick a very nice personality loves to sing but knows he cant. Has one best friend but loves her for his own. Overall the perfect man!
I would love me a brandon!
by dixon099 March 02, 2009
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a sexy beast with eyes that can hypnotize. yumm!
Wow! That guy must be a Brandon.
by xmygunxyourfacex October 15, 2009
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Quite possibly one of the greatest people i have ever met. Has a smile that melts the hearts of women and when they look into his eyes they can't resist sleeping with him. Though that's usually not what he wants to do a man has to do what a man has to do. Has rock hard 6 pack abs and a body that makes the gods jealous. A beast at Cross Country and devouring small villages. Did i mention he can destroy them with his abs alone? Very possibly one of the sexiest guys alive. Liked by all, loved by many.
Hey do you see that rock hard man with the gorgeous features?

Yeah must be brandon
by hellacool5pointsoowooh December 20, 2010
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The most amazing boyfriend in the world. The most affectionate and warm-hearted friend. Not afraid to feel emotions or to let others feel theirs. Great listener. AMAZING partner! Keeps romance alive. Will make you believe in fairy tales again!
Brandon will send a single red rose through the drive up at your work and leave before you even know what happened, just to wait outside for you by your car.
by harper wesley February 04, 2010
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