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the most awesome guy ever. if you date a brandon or even just know one then you are super lucky. brandons are always sweet & girls flock to them. although sometimes an ass hole people always forgive a brandon because of their amazing charms. if you dont have a brandon in your life then go out & find one (;
"Man i sure wish i was brandon, look at all those hot chicks around him"
"Me too. I think I'm gonna change my name"
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Brandon is a strong and independent man with firm beliefs he shares only with his trusted circle. He is kind and loyal - a friend for life. Highly intelligent and often self-taught, he can beat you in a full-on debate or a game of chess. His intense curiosity defines him as a Seeker. He is one-of-a-kind. If you meet Brandon, you will know him instantly and find him hard to forget so don't.
Brandon is prickly on the outside; warm in the middle - tall, dark and handsome comes to mind.
by FannyClaire February 04, 2010
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Best Boyfriend A Girl Can Have. Nice, Outgoing, Sexy, And An Amazing Kisser . Usually Loves Only One Girl And Means It . A Brandon Is Funny And Can Make You Feel Special. Be Careful Because Not All Brandons Are Perfect Like This. If He Loves You Than he Will Show It. A Brandon Is Romantic. Brandons Like To Do Cute Romantic Things Such As Bring You A Surprise At Work, Home, Or School "Just Because". Amazing In Bed. Dates Girls That Are Similar To Brandon. Brandons Are Fun. Brandons Enjoy Having Fun Often.
Damn , She Has A Brandon. She's So Lucky. He's Sexy .
by 24ctDiamond March 22, 2011
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Brandon makes me feel special.
by Fdogg December 25, 2007
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The most sexiest man alive. A combination of Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio with the attitude of Bam Margera himself. The thing that keeps you up at night wondering if you have a chance in hell with him. The Second Coming Of Jesus!!!!!!!!
That guy so hot, he must be a Brandon!!!
by UDon'tKnoMeh February 26, 2009
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Most likely the most awesome person on the face of the planet, mainly because of the monsterous size of his erections with out the help of medication or other stimulants.
" Man, I wish my doctor could give me a Brandon penis... it would be other worldly!"
by Brandocommando March 04, 2009
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the most passionate of all lovers. loyal, beautiful, sexy and stubborn. very well endowed and knows how to use it. sought after by many, but actually had by few, he is picky. an absolutely sensual creature with an all knowing power to please, but you would never know. Brandon's have a tendency to be quiet and unasumming, but will sneak up on you with a vengeance. Brandon's don't brag...they don't need to.
I took Brandon home last night, he was so sweet and caring, but it was like he transformed into this passionate beast!

Watch out for that Brandon, he'll sneak up on ya'!

Brandon asked me out, what should I do? Brace yourself!
by Bam2009 November 23, 2010
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