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Down right most mesmerizing girl you will meet! Very pleasing on the eyes, perfect body bodacious boobs, round bum, hourglass figure. loves her hair, normally green eyes, on the shorter side. Brandi's are committed. Are very romantic and in long relationships. Any guy would be lucky to catch a brandi. Brandi's are very judged based upon their looks. Many many many girls are jealous. But guys love a Brandi! Brandi's the type of girl who's the definition of perfection!
Wow did you see that body! That must be a brandi!
by Hockeyman30 January 19, 2014
16 4
The act of charming and wooing opponents, with both demeanor and lust provoking attire, as a means of manipulation and distraction during competitive sport.

(Origin of the word is derived from the ever devious pro poker player, Brandi Hawbaker (a.k.a. the "Paris Hilton of Poker"). Notorious for her scandalous behaviour and revealing apparel.)
Despite Mike and Jake's attempts to brandi themselves during the beach volleyball tournament their team failed to win. Little did they know, the beautiful ladies they were playing against were all lesbians.

by Ariel Agassi August 11, 2007
246 252
A tubby female that allows men to fart in her face while giving them head
The other night I brandied in my Chics face while she was sucking me off.
by Willc August 29, 2013
21 46
probably the best friend you will ever ask for. wierd but the good kind of wierd. gorgeous girl with blue eyes. unique. GREAT IN BEDDDD. hottest mother fucker you'll meet. she's short. she's a slut. she likes wierd foods. doesnt except dicks under 9 inches.

also, term used for a large ass.
dayummmm boyyyy, did you see the brandi on that hoe?!
by baddest bitch in louisiana. August 15, 2008
400 426
A girl who poops a lot. She hates on men and loves women, even though she says she isn't a lesbian. After four beers, she's completely "Gone". Has a small butt and wears scrunchies to bed. Has the best friends in the world. Like's when people blow in her face, and also likes girls by the name of Heather to wear low-cut shirts.
"Brandi why do you wear a scrunchie to bed?"
by brandifan November 29, 2011
32 73
one who is quite tall, & thinks she is funny. but she is not. everyone picks on her because she is easy to pick on & doesn't fight back. she also tends to be a pussy. no one likes her, & she is haunted by the one called Jigsaw.

& she is a slave to a master named Sydney.
sydney: hey, have you seen my slave?
ashley: oh, you mean brandi?
sydney: yes, i do.
ashley: oh, she's over there trying to be funny.
by abadassmotherfucker May 02, 2011
28 104
when you mess up your words
and things come out of your mouth wrong.
girl: "i get beards stuck in my ear!"
girl: "wait! I meant beads!"
guy: what a brandi.
by killer_ants_yo August 15, 2007
156 333