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Beancake 

1. Any cake, sweet or savoury, that counts beans among its chief distinguishing ingredients.

2. An individual, usually of short to medium height, burly build and unhealthy appearance, who bears some resemblance to a bean, and who in many cases has only the attractiveness and athletic ability of one. (Cf. Beefcake- an athletic, muscular person.)

3. (In science fiction) The largest and most powerful caste of Beanoid, a race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings. Beancakes almost invariably occupy the upper echelons of Beanoid military hierarchy and are second only to Beanmasters in the level of authority they hold within Beanoid society.
Finding that the Cantonese-style red beancake was much to his liking, Jason ordered several more for the road

Tom, with his short stature, flabby build and unlovely appearance bore all the trademark characteristics of a beancake- an unfortunate fact which coupled with the starkly contrasting elegance and refinement of his associates meant he was often quickly dismissed as a possible partner by the women he would meet out on the town

The biggest and most aggressive form of Beanoid, Beancakes can be distinguished from others of their species not only by their imposing physique and strength, but also the excessively impressive weapons they heft and the indecorous kill-trophies with which they commonly festoon their armour
Beancake by Charlemagne1993 October 4, 2017
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Its Bacon and Pancakes mixed together
John: Hey what do you want for breakfast
Doe: Can you make some Bancakes
John:Okay
Bancakes by Bancakelover902 June 16, 2018
(noun) Large pool of recently ejaculated sperm on the lower back region of a sex partner, resembling freshly poured pancake batter.
Dude, last night I made like 3 bancakes on that chick...then I said "breakfast time bitch"...grab the syrup.
Bancake by Boyo Boy March 7, 2009

brancakes bravoco 

the next upcoming scenester, often dressed in a bright pink skirt with scene tights. also associated with dan moonan for she wants to lick him from his head to his toes.
damn, i wish i could mosh the brancakes bravoco way.

Brancker 

Brancker is an incredible, down to earth person, who will stop at nothing to make sure their significant other and feels loved and appreciated. They are perfect in every way, shape and form. On the inside and the out. You can't help but love Brancker, they will be the best thing that ever happened to you. Even if you do part at some stage, they will stay in your heart forever!
I am so in love with Brancker. . . He is so perfect!

braincake 

Food for thought. Chewy intelligentsia. Dense and gooey ideas. Delicious insights. Bite-size factoids. Tasty repartee. And so much better than mental floss.
Op art is one thing. Social sensibilities, as displayed through subversive art, makes my head spin. Braincake! Yummy!
braincake by Signal Editorial December 9, 2008