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brambleton middle school 

brambleton middle school is located in the heart of cashburn. every grade has it’s own disappointments. the sixth graders are unusually small and are unusually sprinting to get to class because they all have a fear of the bell. some try very very hard to be “cool” with either swearing every second they get or wearing the shirts they got from PINK. at the mall yesterday.
seventh graders are always disappointing. they are always together and laughing so loud so everyone else is jelous of them. they usually show up to school with either an iced white mocha, iced caramel macchiato with extra caramel, or a pink drink from starbucks; they would not be caught dead with a tall, it’s always venti. there is constant drama with who is dating who or who did what when. seventh graders are also terrified to do anything bad, they claim that they’ve hit the juul but in reality, that never happened.
eighth grade is the saddest of them all. at this point, every single person has given up on their lives. nobody has a’s, nobody is nicotine free, and no one does their math homework without photo math. cheating on tests is their second nature with the stupid teachers that wish they chosen another job. if you walk into any eighth grade bathroom you will get a wif of creme brûlée or mint as soon as you walk in.

at this point, brambleton middle school will go down in history as the most white school in the world.
i went to starrbucks to get a venti iced caramel macchiato with light ice and extra caramel before i went to ]brambleton middle school].
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Taylor: "I bought this cute bralette yesterday."
Jen: "Wow, that looks amazing"
Taylor: "I finally can wear something that gives support yet makes my itty bitty titties look amazing!"
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Jelly Braclets 

A bracelet that can be worn around wrists, ankles or another part of the body. Mainly, girls wore them because it was "fashionable" at the time.

But there is also a game that came with it. The game is called "snaps". Different coloured bracelets meant a different sexual activity;

Yellow - indicates the wearer is willing to HUG
Pink - indicates the wearer is willing to give a hickey
Orange - indicates the wearer is willing to KISS
Purple - indicates the wearer is willing to kiss a partner of either sex
Red - indicates the wearer is willing to perform a LAP DANCE
Green - indicates that ORAL SEX can be performed on a girl
Clear - indicates a willingness to do "whatever the snapper wants"
Blue - indicates ORAL SEX performed on a guy
Black - indicates that the wearer will have regular "missionary" sex
White - indicates the wearer will "FLASH" what they have
Glittery Yellow - indicates HUGGING and KISSING is acceptable
Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" a body part
Glittery Purple - wearer is willing to French kiss
Glittery Blue - wearer is willing to perform anal sex
Glittery Green - indicates that the wearer is willing to "69"
Glittery Clear - indicates that the wearer will let the snappee "feel up" or touch any body part they want

Parents along with teachers and almost all other adults flipped out when they heard about "snaps" and automaticly thought anyone wearing these bracelets were huge sluts, and were fucking people everywhere. Banning the bracelets from many schools.
Mom; "OH TANYA TAKE THOSE JELLY BRACLETS OFF YOU SLUT."
Tanya; "mom, I just think they're cool to wear. I'm not playing the game.
Mom; "SO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE GAME?!"
Tanya; "You're over reacting.. nobody plays the --
Mom; "BAAAHHHH TAKE THEM OFF"

Red Bralettes 

Hippie women or any woman take off their bras, throw them, and release them into the wild as a sign of revolt. This was set during the time of the 1960s where women would not wear bras and throw them away to steer away from the basic housewives stereotype.
Down goes the monarchy and we shall set these Red Bralettes ablaze.
I’m going to take my Red Bralette off and become a true WO-MAN!!!
Red Bralettes by The Feminist August 22, 2022

bramleen 

Bramleen is a beautiful girl. she is super duper pretty and she is also very nice. she is hot af. Many boys are after her because of her style. She is super funny and has cute laughs. When she is in love, no one can stop her. She is an amazing girl. She has body goals and she is smart. She is really great at relationships and she isn't a player. she is a loyal and a cute girl. If u fall in love with her, go tell her because she might say yes. she has beautiful eyes and everything about her is the best.
woah look at Bramleen, shes so hot and cute.
bramleen by candyboy123 January 9, 2018

branlette espagnole 

Elle m'a fait une branlette espagnole hier soir.
branlette espagnole by mimi11581 September 20, 2007