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Bringing up Laura Branigan 

A term used when a person is so sick they are throwing up what they consumed in the 80's.

Although names of other pop stars of the era may be used to define the amount of effort involved in emesis it is worth noting that there is some debate as to whether "Bringing up Pat Benatar" implies as deep a retching as "Bringing up Laura Branigan".

"Bringing up Rick Astley" is only ever used by people who didn't actually live through the 80's and who spend their days on YouTube.

Medical note: Known to cause Boerhaave's syndrome (effort rupture of the esophagus).
80's Survivor #1: "Heard you were really sick."
80's Survivor #2: "Oh, man, I was bringing up Laura Branigan."
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What's up, bramigo!

Catch you later, bramigo.
Eat my ass, bramigo.
bramigo by JoeMar May 30, 2014
When a girl is your bro and your amiga in the same time. She’s your bromiga!

Bromiga is that girl friend you friend zoned because she’s your bro. Bromigas have the sickest personalities! Yet tend to be single because they have more guy friends than girls.

Bromigas have the perfect balance. She’s chill af but sassy af. A Bromiga’s bond is unbreakable.
Bro wtf that’s my bromiga!

My bromiga is my bro!
bromiga by Dictator.T April 21, 2022

Mrs.Branigan 

Is also a unstoppable force of nature. Will get you with a “BAK TO YA SEAT” or BE QUIET” or her famous quote “I WRITE UP A LUNCHA DETENTION“ likes to torcher dogs and cats and calling kids parents because they would not sit in there seat because they had to throw something in the trash
Mrs.Branigan:BAK TO YA SEAT!!!
Kid:But i’m just throwing something away...
Mrs.Branigan:SEAT DOWN O I CALL DA OFFICE ON YEW
Mrs.Branigan by DaRealJawnt676 November 20, 2019

branigan 

v. To make a creepy sexual advance on someone, seemingly in jest, while in actuality being completely serious.
Megan: Hey John!

John: Hey Megan!

Megan: Want to see a movie tonight?

John: I want to see your boobies tonight. What? Haha. Just Kidding!

Megan: Creepy. You totally just braniganed me!
branigan by NymphOrgJustice October 7, 2009

Branigan 

A verry pretty girl with a heart of gold but is also verry sensitive and goes back to her ex way to much
Ex:hey
Branigan:hey
Ex:I want you back

Branigan:goes back to ex and gets hurt all over again
Branigan by DAVID7223 October 4, 2020
That woman is Jewish. She must be wearing a bramica.
bramica by fighter286 May 23, 2008