Ape braining

Ape braining is the act of making yourself look dumber than you actually are for comedic effect, this could be done by misspelling words, making intentional grammar errors, or just making very stupid statements.

Yo, why did you say all that stupid stuff, brian?

Ah, I was just Ape braining

Ape braining by KentuckyFriedHumans June 30, 2020

High Braining

Someone who sets unrealistic goals.
One who sets to high of expectations.

My Child's always high braining when it comes to what they want to be when they grow up.

My guidance counselor always tells me I'm high braining.

High Braining by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008

Braingination 

To use the full extent of your brain and succumb to the power of it and further yourself in the imagination field.

I use my braingination to create art work.

Braingination by Jason Gilbewrt December 15, 2008

Brainhand 

The hand with which one pleasures oneself and/or others sexually

Q: Why is your right arm so buff?
A: My right hand is my brainhand.

Brainhand by Hippedi January 12, 2012

braingina 

What you fuck when you blow someone's mind.

"That bongload just fucked my braingina."

braingina by Shady Logic October 14, 2007

brainwidth 

Brainwidth has acquired a recent definition in corporate business practice. The term is used to connote capacity, manpower, energy or time (or any combination of these) in relation to the ability to perform a task.
1. The numerical difference between the upper and lower frequencies of a brain, especially an assigned range of frequencies.
2. The amount of data that can be passed along a communications channel in a given period of time.

"She drank too much last night and her brainwidth is on analog dial-up speed."

brainwidth by mecicon February 22, 2008

brainmold 

The gunk that accumulates in the skull over the course of the months and years after one decides to leave the intellectually stimulating environment of a university and take a mind-numbing corporate job.

There is no way that Mark could possibly return to finish his PhD! Brainmold has completely taken hold since he's been living the good life on his XYZ Corp salary.

brainmold by smkphilly August 1, 2008