brain jazz 

a new name for ADD(attention deficit disorder) invented by the band Megafaun

having three hundred different conversations in three hours is a result of brain jazz

brain jazz by saber tooth tiger April 11, 2010

Brainjacking 

The act of achieving orgasm and/or genital secretion via ones thought process with no physical aide whatsoever.

"I had this raging hard on last night and all I could think about was Tyler Perry dressed up as Madea. Unfortunately I was too drunk to masturbate before I fell asleep. Shortly thereafter I was fairly certain I woke up pissing my pants. Once I came to, thankfully, I had realized I was only brainjacking." - Michael Richards

Albert: (sees Mikey making a face) Is he taking a dump?
Mollie: No, he's thinking real hard! - Look Who's Talking (1989)

Brainjacking by Mr. Douchébag November 27, 2009

brainfuzz

when your brain is experiencing The Fuzzᵀᴹ and you can’t think properly because everything is happening all at once and people are annoying and noises are sharp and you just want to curl up into a ball in a dark room until the fuzz lifts

“You okay?”

“I wish, I think I’m gonna lie down - I’ve got major brainfuzz today.”

brainfuzz by miss_paige_turner March 12, 2022

brainjack 

To deliberately use someone else's brain to solve a problem or answer a question, rather than your own, even though, with time and effort, you could solve the problem yourself.

I could've worked out the answer to Fermat's Last Theorem, but I brainjacked Brian instead.

Rather than look at the map on the wall to find her way, she brainjacked me.

brainjack by Novosapien October 19, 2009

brainjack 

What Super Mario does in Super Mario Odyssey (as seen as the mario fish in the gif)

Check it here and in the gif

Etymology:
Hitler first mentioned this word which may be what he did to Hinderberg in order to get in control of Germany.

Ed: Wow man, Mario can brainjack stuff in this vid look dude in the gif

Fred: Cool, did you know Hitler also did that?

brainjack by TheTroll73_[Ezman] June 17, 2017

braintazed

At the moment of sexual orgasmA combined feeling of getting the numbing pain of a brainfreeze from a slushy and the momentary paralysis tingling pins and needles feeling from been shot with a tazer

wifey...(gasping for air) what’s wrong, are you ok Hun,

hubby... wow, that sex was a totally mind altering experience; I can’t move for the sensations I’m feeling, I feel like I just got BRAINTAZED......

braintazed by Logan & Lexie January 26, 2019

Brainfuzzle 

To have a internal malfunction in your head and thereby doing strange things.

I was having a brainfuzzle while playing that game.

Brainfuzzle by undha_dog February 22, 2019