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Braveheart 2 

Braveheart 2 is the spiritual sequel to the original Braveheart. This film is also more commonly know as The Patriot. Named so do to it being part of what seems a trilogy of war movies starring Mel Gibson to later include We Were Soldiers.
John: Have you ever seen The Patriot?

Mike: Oh yeah, you mean Braveheart 2.
Braveheart 2 by TankerD18 December 12, 2010

Braveheart Asymptote 

The school of thought in which a movie may approach the level of Braveheart, but may never reach it, only head towards the theoretical infinity where Braveheart resides.

It should be noted that the x-axis on which the Braveheart Asymptote exists does not necessarily refer to a single idea (i.e. quality, awesomeness, number of bagpipes) but rather everything that Braveheart is and all other movies aspire to be.
Dude 1: Independance Day was a fantastic movie, maybe better than Braveheart.
Dude 2: Unfortuntaly, that is impossible
Dude 1: Why's that?
Dude 2: Because of the Braveheart Asymptote.
Dude 1: Oh, yeah, ok I get it.

Brainshart 

Similar to the brainfart, it is the inability to even remember the slightest bit of what you were talking about to the point where someone wonders if you *actually* shit your pants while thinking.
When describing his dog, Rufus had a brainshart and immediately went into a 20 year coma.
Brainshart by Taterbutthole December 27, 2009

Braveheart Shower 

The waterless lazy-man's shower. Basically getting up out of bed, and not showering with water, soap and shampoo.

Reference: In an early scene in the movie Braveheart (1995), the young William Wallace woke up out of his makeshift bed one morning, brushed his outer forearm against his face a few times, and was ready to start his day - no brushing of his teeth, no coming his hair, or anything remotely hygienic.
I'm late for class so I'm gonna have to hurry up. I'll just take a Braveheart shower and go.
Braveheart Shower by Listat January 4, 2009

Brainfart 

n. A massive, horrible release of stupid that is often offensive to the senses and may create a social faux pa in some settings. Brainfarts often result in an intense feeling of embarrassment and shame compounded by an inability to explain what the hell just happened.
I was supposed to call Roy Blount, Jr. for an interview at 10 a.m. PST, but I had a brainfart, forgot how to tell time, and managed to call him at 6:00 a.m. PST. I feel like an idiot.
Brainfart by MadisonU December 9, 2008

braveheart 

Probably one of the best movies of all time. Directed and starred in by Mel Gibson, it is a loose biography of William Wallace, the man responsible for scotland uniting and gaining it's independance from england. Trademarks of the movie are William Wallace's half blue/half white face painting at the battle of stirling, and his yell of "FREEEEEEEDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM" after being tortured nearly to death. although there are more than a few historical inacuracies it is an amazing movie that everyone should see.
"Will you stand and fight?!"

"no! we will run. and we will live"

"ay. fight, and you may die. run, and you'll live. at least for a while.
and then, dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"

-best scene from Braveheart
braveheart by WillyWallace September 19, 2007