| 57. | Man Motor | ||
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That little part of your brain that will hear or think of something hilarious but inappropriate, which will act as its ignition. It is then powered by your attempts to ignore it, and will accelerate, never reaching a terminal speed and only stopping when you blurt out whatever thought started it at the worst possible moment. It is related - but not linked to - that part of your brain that inexorably broadcasts horrific images to the rest of your brain at inconvenient times, for example: images of corpses while eating, images of your mum during sex etc. Called 'man motor' because there is no evidence of this phenomenon ever occurring in females. Your idiot thoughts during a funeral: Hey, that dude who was killed in a horrific car accident at the age of 25's wife's face kinda looks like a pan-fried vagina.
Man motor: *click! whirr...* Yep, pan-fried vagina. Probably should tell someone that. That one part of your brain responsible for - and completely incapable of - inhibition: No, that's horrible. Man Motor: *Whirrrrrrrrrrrr...* Nah, go on, it'll be funny. You love causing egregious grief. Inhibition: No, Man Motor, no. Man Motor *WHHIIRRRRRRRR...* Come on, you don't know how people will react, they might like it. Inhibition: Please stop trying to- Man Motor: *WWWHHHHHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR...* PAN-FRIED VAGINA PAN-FRIED VAGINA PAN-FRIED VAGINA You: HEY, DEAD MAN'S WIFE, YOU LOOK LIKE A PAN-FRIED VAGINA! Everyone: *mortified gasps* You, at the behest of your Man Motor: So... Anyone wanna fuck? |
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| 58. | Serenity | ||
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Serenity, a hot girl who's constantly brain fried thinking all the world is instead. Refusing to acknowledge she is cute in the least. She is engaged to your close friend who is like a brother. Great girl, fun to be around, funny, and a chibi. TINY MEANY CHIBI! CHIBI! CHIBI SERENITY! CHIBI MIKO! example can't be blank huh? And has to include the name Serenity..
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| 59. | mental suicide | ||
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The act of doing too many intellectual/ thinking required activities in a short period of time. This causes an immense amount of strain on the mind, instead of dealing with the problems at hand the mind committs suicide by shuting off and leaving the victim incapable of completing a thought. Juan: "Omg I heard your taking 3 SAT subject tests tomorrow."
Joe: "Yea. Calculus, Chemistry, and French." Juan: "Dude, that's like committing mental suicide. You're brain is gonna be fried" |
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| 60. | Friminished | ||
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That Friday, end of the week feeling of being Fried, Finished, and Diminished. No need to call me today because I am Friminished. It is Friday and I have finished for the week as my brain feels fried and my thought is diminished.
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| 61. | wikifried | ||
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When your brain gets exhausted from reading to much wikipedia! Man I was up all night reading wikipedia and now i'm wikifried!
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| 62. | Shock Treatment | ||
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Slang for ECT or Electro-Convulsive Therapy, a modern of version of the mental health procedure that hopefully shocks a patient out of their madness. It was graphically depicted in the movie "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" starring Jack Nicholson. The modern procedure involves sedatives and anti-convulsive drugs to prevent injury to the patient and typically the procedure lasts less than 2 minutes. Used as a last resort treatment, common side effects include memory loss. My friend went to get Shock Treatment and now she forgets what we did together.
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| 63. | bonza-vista-troll | ||
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1: a female simpleton always smiling and sneering at the same time 2:a female with a short attention span easily distracted by something shiny 3: a morally bankrupted whore with an enlarged vagina 1: too much illicit drug taking reduced her to a bonza-vista-troll 2: all i had to do to avoid talking to the bonza-vista-troll was wave a roll of silver hologram contact in her direction and she forgot what she was saying 3: "a bonza-vista-troll will do anything for a quick buck but be warned having sex with her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"
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