brainslip 

what happens when you're trying to think about something, but you're brain either
a) just won't engage, or

b) does engage, but won't provide any traction for your thoughts

Steve - Hey Bob, what's the ... uhhh ...
Bob - Out with it dude.
Steve - Dunno man. Total brainslip.

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Joanne - Hey Suzie, how's your term paper coming along?
Suzie - Its not. I can sit for hours and think about it, but I just get total brainslip
Joanne - Haha ... just like the clutch in your old Datsun used to slip after you ground the gears out learning to drive.
Suzie - (moans) Oh, its worse than that!!

brainslip by karbyn February 11, 2010

brainstipated 

when a person simply cannot think, when your brain is stuck, like a brain fart but 2 times worse

mom i failed the test because im brainstipated

brainstipated by christophorus August 27, 2010

Brainship

An intense cerebral relationship, connection or involvement between individuals.

Friends and relationships may come and go but a brainship never dies.

Brainship by General Kala January 4, 2019

brainstipation 

noun -

a temporary (but varyingly frequent) condition of the brain, often incorrectly referred to as a brain fart (farting implies expulsion, which is the opposite of the occuring situation), in which one is attempting to speak but the thought refuses to move from the bowels of the brain to be expelled by the mouth.

1 - I was attempting to explain what happened to my bff, but had one of those all-too-common instances of brainstipation.

2 - I was trying to do my presentation in front of the class from memory, but had total brainstipation and clusterfucked it.

brainstipation by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010

Brainstipated/Brainstipation 

when your brain and soul suffer from severe emotional constipation and/or diarrhoea

oh no im Brainstipated/Brainstipation

"Daddy? i think ive got brainstipation." - said daughter "oh no let me help you" - said daddy

Brainstipated/Brainstipation by DADDY 😏🍆 March 23, 2021

Brainslap 

The action of open palm slapping someone so hard on their forehead that they feel it in their brain.

"Barry just brainslapped his brother."

"What the heck are you talking about?"

Brainslap by PocketBee May 20, 2023