Brain Damaged Monkey

A stupid and annoying person that probably deserves to be shot or worse. This type of person constantly acts like an idiot but still thinks they're smart even though they literally have rocks for brains. And they are so annoying that they act like a real monkey

This kid from my school is a brain damaged monkey

Brain Damaged Monkey by TURDSLUGPOOPCHUTE July 19, 2020

autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mental 

A kids name vj which stands for Vincent junior. The creatures real name is Vincent's pass

Omg that kid vj is autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mental

autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mental by Yo mama ghhchvfdtdj May 10, 2018

autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged sponge 

Defines people who dabs

He is autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged sponge

autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged sponge by autistic cancer downs boy March 9, 2017

Brain Damage 

What happens when you discover any type of pornografic content when you are less that 10 years old.

Me: Personally, i have a theory.
Psychologist: What theory?
Me: I think the exposue to unsupervised and grafic pornografic content at a very young age as given my brain damage.
Psychologist: Good theory.

Brain Damage by Fgyjt March 6, 2022

secondhand brain damage 

Prolonged exposure to someone else's brain damage to the point a small part of their brain damage causes negative effects to those witnessing their behavior.

i just got secondhand brain damage from scrolling through a flat earth twitter thread

secondhand brain damage by Mattdiction July 22, 2021

brain damage 

After recieving a vigorous blowjob your penis hurts.

"Dude, that girl was all teeth. I think she gave me brain damage...it hurts when I walk."
-Elijah 1998
true story.

brain damage by FatBox August 26, 2006

brain damage 

Damage to the brain, usually defined by dead brain cells which would otherwise survive, is known to be caused by several things:
-fetal alcohol syndrome
-being constantly on speed for about 3 days
-large quantities of Ecstasy (a massive overdose)
-incompetently synthesized synthetic drugs
-being constantly drunk for about 3 days
-being hit on the head reeeal hard (see child abuse)
-being raised by fundies
Many people will claim that *any* mind-altering substance causes brain damage, but since this has never been scientifically demonstrated, these people are generally ignorant. See Church of Voodoo Pharmacology (assuming the editors have accepted it).

The general result is retardation, and it can cause the victim to join the fundies or other cults. It can also cause epilepsy, which can increase the ease of acceptance in a fundie cult because many of them view seizures as divine possession.

Popular exponents of brain damage include Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, George W. Bush, the KKK, and Ronald Reagan. The latter was so evil that his brain attempted suicide, causing Alzheimer's disease.

brain damage by jazzriff October 14, 2005