1. A person who impedes the flow of traffic on two lane highways by driving far below the speed limit.

2. A person who makes a stupid move while driving a car.

A person whose intelligence is impaired either permanently or temporarily. The latter condition is most often associated with unexpectedly encountering other road traffic whilst sitting in the driving seat of a motor vehicle. See also halfwit moron cretin imbecile boy racer idiot muppet teenager

A slosh brain is someone who has a mental disability, or your average person. Unaware of having any manners, drives a low "pimped out" honda civic with a homosexual exghaust pipe that he alone is the only person that thinks it sounds good. A slosh brain also can be used for African Americans that are hypersensitive about their own race, turning anything and everything into a racist remark, slosh brain runs exspecially rampant in female African Americans that think people owe them something, don't hold the door for others, speaks extremely loud for absolutely no reason, eats with mouth open, ignorant to pretty much everything in their life. Slosh brain is also the typical person that doesnt know how to drive, such as tailgating,going 35mph in a 55mph, going slower then traffic in the left lane.

Avon old farms cmoonly known to people as "shit town" or "podunk" is known for its very uncivilized winged beavers. They have been known to charge on mnay occasions and miss most of the time. They dont understand the concept of waiting for traffic and are commonly hit by cars. They are best known becasue of their ignorance (for u guys at avon that means stupidity.) They have tried and failed to spell salisbury with an "a" rather then a "u"

Insufficient morsels of news meted out by journalists of TV and radio. Often simply a headline and one paragraph's worth word-count, so that they can pile on as many little anecdotes as possible between traffic reports, witty banter, and advertisements, and repeat them every half hour for the short-attention span crowd.

1- the act of monopolizing someone's blog by posting endless links back to your blog. An act often performed by tinfoilers attempting to hijack traffic from a more popular blog.

2- monopolizing someones blog by copying and pasting a blogpotomus from your own site.

When you're sitting at a stop light and a truck/car next to you rolls back a little, you immediately STOMP on the brake even though you're not moving. Your brain thought you were moving forward because the other vehicle was moving back.