Adult males, in their 20's, clearly over the legal drinking age, who still feel the need to drink competitively and brag about it. They often make mention of there drinking accomplishments including how late they stayed out or more specifically, how much alcohol they drank. Usually, these males grew up in suburban towns across the U.S. They usually didn't taste their first beer until their freshman year of college and didn't get drunk until their first spring break while watching girls gone wild.
Brian: I'M the one that decided to go to the bar last night, if I recall.
And I had three beers at school, then shot pool at the QW till they closed. What now, jerk?
Chris: heck no...i was itching for boozing from the start.
Brian: Call me whenever you go out and I will show up to drink. But please remember that I drink competitively, so do not make attempts to keep up.
Chris: I view drinking as a marathon, not a sprint.
a person who makes up fake words just to sound smarter than everyone else, but really has a very small miniscule, pathetic vocabulary. Associated with braggers, bitchers, and hoes.
That krumpetschluffer tried to show him up but really he was just being stupid.
Common phrase uttered by obnoxious Italian Americans. Means to impress, but the listener/reader is left only with the impression they have met up with the following type of individual:more...
Loud, fat, crude, braggers
Terrible weakness for gambling and gluttony
Easily corrupted, which often turns them into crooks, thieves, and liars
VERY Sensitive about ethnic jabs
Too much pride and braggadaccio
Men constantly cheat and never admit it
Males are sexually well endowed, but limited endurance or skills in the bedroom
Women fake orgasms, prefer to take it anal from behind
Prefer to work for themselves in small businesses rather than work for somebody else
Make for cruel demanding bosses
LOUD!!!! (did I say Loud?)
Talk way too much
All talk and no action
Love to brag
Naplotans look down on Sicilians, but Abruzzians look down on both
Sicilians are dirty with consistently bad personal hygeine
Naplotan guys are all named Tony and
Sal or Joe if they're Sicilian
Love flashy jewlry made in poor taste
Loud tastes in clothing
All claim to be 'cousins' with one another
All claim to have an aunt or uncle who is wealthy or powerful and is looking out for them
Real aunts, uncles, and cousins can't stand eachother and backstab constantly
Good at seducing women
Women can only seduce same type of Italian American men
Mendo kids are kids who go to either Mendocino Grammar, middle, or high school. They have very fun loving personalities and are easy to get along with. They're usually found smiling, dancing, singing, painting, etc etc. Mendo kids are like one big family, not 10 different cliques. They love earth and love to have fun. They're usually out going and make great jokes. They're also usually very attractive, but not all of them. They have an incredible sense of fashion and great hair (well most do...) They don't like picking fights, but they love sports, like lacrosse and volleyball and soccer and football. They don't mind Fort Braggers, even if they are usually fags.
Fort Bragg kids are so lame, I think It's time we start hanging out with some Mendo Kids!
Sore winners are anyone who brags far too much for their feeble accomplishments.
*Erik and Steve are playing Ping Pong*
(For the record Erik beat Steve at Ping Pong more than 50 times)
Steve: "10-20 Match point." *servers*
*Lands off the table*
Erik: "Ohhhhhhh! You were so wrong! You'll never beat me, you said you would today!!! Ohhh!!!! What now biyatch!?!? OHHHHH!!! Volley for serve let's play again."
Steve: "No dude! You beat me everytime and you are a sore winner."
A person who shrugs and raises their eyes in a attempt to be modest while bragging about oneself.
Paul: I recently saved a whole village from an atomic bomb with my bare hands. But it's no big deal. *shrug*
June: How very nice for you. Stop being such a shrugger.
Facebragger (n) - One who uses Facebook as a platform to brag. Normally about a job, intern-ship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but they like to tell everyone because they're awesome.
These are all taken from peoples 'status' on facebook. Otherwise known as a 'facebragger'
"My new jeans look damn good.....rocking them tonight with some new Armarni! =)"
"Weight lifting @ 5, personal training @ 7, then off to the cactus @ 10 wearing the Dolce & Gabbana"
"I lost 17kg this week! guess thats the upside to a break-up"
"off to Hawaii for 3 weeks"
"Soooooooooo f!@#$!* stoked!!! my parents just bought me a new Mercedes!!!!!!"
"banged 6 different chicks in 24 hours! and I didn't have to pay for any of them! :)"