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shit canned brad 

Like a Karen but a male version who doesn't have a particular role in the workplace. Very popular within the Midwestern United States.
Shit canned brad came late again to work.
Baeddel is the etymological root of bad. Originally meaning "a queer or effeminate man or hermaphrodite" people forgot all about the original meaning. Just as if everyone forgot that calling someone queer had anything to do with being gay and just began using it for its derogatory connotation. Later on trans women began calling themselves Baeddels as part of a feminist movement meant to reclaim their history sometime around 1990. Around 2016 when various tumblr users encountered real feminists trying to revive parts of an ancient indigenous language it went about as well as anyone could have expected. They should have just invented a xenogender.
Trans woman: I've been reading a lot about baeddels and I think I should start calling myself one because I'm tired of being called a man hating rapist child molestor.
Tumblr users: you're a man hating rapist child molestor! Probably racist too!
baeddel by we_dont_exist June 26, 2023

bradberry 

Synonym for idiot. Coined by Ethan Klein of h3h3productions.
What a bunch of bradberrys over here.
bradberry by Bob B. Bobertson July 26, 2016

Bradberry 

A word for doing something stupid or generally being mentally disabled

Often associated with social experiments (also known as a prank) which involve fear mongering or traumatizing people
1: I just bought an used iPhone off of Craigslist for $550
2: You're such a Bradberry

Bradford Grasscut 

When you are rancid enough to convince a pregnant girl to leave her partner so you can fuck her, then fraudulently put your signature on a (second) false birth certificate, then lie to the child "all their life" about who their father really is, along with your parents who you still live with at the age of 59. When the truth comes out 31 years later, you smear the real father with lies in an attempt to justify what you did to him. All the above puppetteered by the narcissist child's mother. True story folks. Fact is stranger than fiction.
Muzza pulled the Bradford Grasscut and lied to "his" son his entire life, in writing with a falsified birth certificate. "His" son is too busy pulling cones to realise what has been done to him - and he has in turn, done it to his own son. A bloodline lie perpetuated down 2 generations.

Braddison 

Braddison is a ship of two tiktok stars: Addison Rae and Bryce Hall.
Friend:Do you ship more Braddison or Taddison?
Me: Braddison of course!
Braddison by jxdn.baby June 26, 2020