| 15. | bradleyism | ||
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(noun) witty sayings by uninvited and frequent junior office intruder, who answers to Brad, Bradley or Sir Bradley. (note: the occurrence of a bradleyism in no way detracts from the instrusiveness of the unwanted visit.) Bradleyism #1: "Too bad Atkins doesn't get rid of pure evil."
Bradleyism #2: "Rub my bum." Bradleyism #3: "Why would you want 6 inches of metal when you already have 12 inches of wood." Bradleyism #4: "I'm old fashioned. I prefer Roofies." |
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| 16. | Missouri | ||
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The Show-Me State. The northern half of the state tends to be flat and fits in culturally with the Midwest. Northern Missourians say "Miz-zur-ree". The southern half of the state is defined by the Ozark Mountains and tends to identify with the South, rather than the Midwest. Southern Missourians say "Mizz-zur-rah" keeping in tradition with the original French pronunciation of the Indian word that was used as the basis for the state's name. Southern Missourians in the Ozarks tend to speak iwith an accent similiar to Tennessee.
Home to President Harry S. Truman, Walt Disney, and famed Generals John "Black Jack" Pershing and Omar Bradley. Abe: "I can run faster than that black bear coming towards us."
Paul: "Oh yeah? I'm from Missouri - show me." |
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| 17. | They Might Be Giants | ||
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A kick-ass band that has unbelievably clever lyrics and it makes you think. Nearly every song has a subliminal meaning behind its strange awesomosity. John and John 4eva! I'm your only friend but i'm not your only friend but i'm a little glowing friend but really i'm not actually your friend but i am.......
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| 18. | bradley nowell | ||
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Best songwriter ever.Lead singer of Sublime who blended dub, ska, reggae, rap and other stylees of music together.Passed away at 28 from an OD. RIP 1968 -1996 Favorite songs
Greatest Hits,seed, same in the end, ball and chain, poolshark,all you need,mary,guava jelly,boss dj,scarlet begonias,get ready,foolish fool,get out,live at e's,hope,chica mi tipo,right back, STP, santeria,superstar punani,little district,badfish "now i've got the needle and i can't bleed but i can't breathe take it away and i want more and more one day i'm gonna lose the war" |
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| 19. | war craft | ||
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Derrall Moore the level 50 master. Im a level 50 wood elf. i'm resting right now to build up my hit points. bring me some cheetos and jolt cola, i'm gonna be up for another 8 hours playing this.
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| 20. | Wayne, PA | ||
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An upscale town on the Main Line, thirteen miles outside of Philadelphia and part of Radnor Township where a lot of Judy Bloom books take place. Everyone either lives in walking distance of the center of town in old, Victorian homes or in neighborhoods like Harrison Estates and White Gate, where the brand-new, Steve Bentley homes cost $1.5 mil. Most everyone is Catholic and even though no one is actually religious, everyone goes to 5:00 mass just the same. Most kids in Wayne go to private schools like Notre Dame and Malvern, even though Radnor High School is one of the five best public schools in the state.
Men in Wayne are mostly Philadelphia businessmen while their wives are mostly stay-at-home moms who shop at The Flag Lady and the French Lemon. Younger kids play with their friends in the neighborhood, while the teenagers get dressed-up to do every day things like go to the movies and the King of Prussia mall. Hot spots in Wayne include the Anthony Wayne theater, the Wooden Iron and Christopher's. Commonly sighted celebrities include M. Night Shymalen, former Philadelphia sports stars, and all of Philadelphia's news anchors. Girls from Wayne, PA aren't always hot, but they always have nice stuff.
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| 21. | nigga | ||
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Nigga- a really funny sounding word that uneducated black people and people who wish they were uneducated black people commonly use. black person: sup nigga?
white person: I'm white, man! black person: nah dawg, it means homedog! white person: I aint your dog! black person: nah man, dawg means like cuz! white person: I'm from a pure white family dude! black person: just forget it, i'm going to go pretend i'm cool elsewhere! |
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