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shit canned brad 

Like a Karen but a male version who doesn't have a particular role in the workplace. Very popular within the Midwestern United States.
Shit canned brad came late again to work.

bradberry 

Synonym for idiot. Coined by Ethan Klein of h3h3productions.
What a bunch of bradberrys over here.
bradberry by Bob B. Bobertson July 26, 2016

Bradberry 

A word for doing something stupid or generally being mentally disabled

Often associated with social experiments (also known as a prank) which involve fear mongering or traumatizing people
1: I just bought an used iPhone off of Craigslist for $550
2: You're such a Bradberry

Bradford Grasscut 

When you are rancid enough to convince a pregnant girl to leave her partner so you can fuck her, then fraudulently put your signature on a (second) false birth certificate, then lie to the child "all their life" about who their father really is, along with your parents who you still live with at the age of 59. When the truth comes out 31 years later, you smear the real father with lies in an attempt to justify what you did to him. All the above puppetteered by the narcissist child's mother. True story folks. Fact is stranger than fiction.
Muzza pulled the Bradford Grasscut and lied to "his" son his entire life, in writing with a falsified birth certificate. "His" son is too busy pulling cones to realise what has been done to him - and he has in turn, done it to his own son. A bloodline lie perpetuated down 2 generations.

Braddison 

Braddison is a ship of two tiktok stars: Addison Rae and Bryce Hall.
Friend:Do you ship more Braddison or Taddison?
Me: Braddison of course!
Braddison by jxdn.baby June 26, 2020

Brad Anderson

Adjective: someone who is so bad at sex that they have never knowingly had physical relations with a heterosexual woman who enthusiastically participates in sex.

Refers to a now legendary tweet by one Brad Anderson at 5.14pm on 5/12/19 where, replying to a sex ban brought about by the fetal heartbeat controversy Anderson said "I get the point you're trying to make, but I have yet to meet a hetero woman who enthusiastically participates in sex."
Jeez, that guy was a complete Brad Anderson. I've had urinary tract infections that have given me more feels than that man's fumblings.