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braai pack 

Noun. Male genitalia especially when the man is wearing a wet speedo. Comes from a packaged tray of barbecue or braai meats available in most South African supermarkets, usually composed of a small steak, a chop and a piece of boerewors - a fat, local sausage. The pack is presented on a Polystyrene tray and is covered in clear cling wrap.
I wish Ryan would stop parading around in that speedo. I'm sick of seeing his braai pack.
braai pack by Bradley D. June 28, 2007
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South African variant of the barbecue.

It is technically different from barbecuing in that the wood fire is fed for several hours and then allowed to burn down. The food is then cooked over the red-hot embers.
Come to Jaapie's place man, he's having a braai!
braai by dYsLeXiA January 17, 2005
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