Boyscouts of America 

A very misunderstood organization that instills morales and values into the male youth of America. It is often look down upon as uncool and homosexual due to things such as merit badges and week long all boy scout camps. In the long run, colleges and business think very highly of Eagle Scouts.

Tom: Hey Johnny, what did you do at scout camp, make lanyards and baskets?

Johnny: No, I spent the night in the mountains with my troop.

Tom: HA! You slept in the mountains with a bunch of guys? What a fag!

Johnny: Dude, I'll be the one laughing when I'm the CEO of a company and you're working at McDonalds.

*10 years later Johnny drives his Mercedes through a McDonald's drive through*

Johnny: Oh hi Tom! So you work at a McDonalds?

Tom: Yea....HEY am I still able to join the Boyscouts of America?

Johnny: No sorry! You have to be 18 or younger to earn Eagle!

Tom: Aw dam. I guess I'll join the coastguard then!

Boyscouts of America by BlueSharpie22 August 17, 2011

Russian Boyscouts 

a secret communist government organization designed to destroy all democracy. these are the some of the rules and acknowledgments to live by when part of the everyday life in the Russian Boyscouts:

1. "to be continued..."

dude, you just fucked up by those bad ass Russian Boyscouts over there!

Russian Boyscouts by fossman3677 May 26, 2009

fat boyscout 

A person (mainly a fat boy) who always seeks the approval (and rewards) of his elders and betters by doing good deeds, sometimes to show off to what few friends he has

That Charlie's a right fat boyscout, always offering to trim Mrs Grannysmith's hedge whenever he sees her!

fat boyscout by Doddi September 15, 2007

boyshorts 

(Don't let the name fool you)
They are the hottest piece of female lingerie. They are like a push-up bra for you ass, check out the Victoria Secret catalogs, you'll see what I mean..... You Get Sprung!!

Damn, check out that ass!
Must be the boyshorts....

boyshorts by White Bootiologist July 13, 2005

Bulletproof boy scouts 

A Korean Pop (K-Pop) group of seven members, also known as BTS, who make good music, in my opinion. They're pretty good, if you're into K-Pop.

Girl 1: BTS (Bulletproof Boy Scouts) is my favorite K-pop group! *Demonic Fangirl Screeches*
Girl 2: Oh What the F-

Bulletproof boy scouts by Ughkillmeplz April 10, 2017

boyshorts 

The female exquivalent of boxers. Much tighter and shorter. Exposes aprx. half the ass.

While not as exposing as a thong boyshorts are still sexy

boyshorts by TaintedAngles July 9, 2004

boyscout 

1. An individual (typicaly a male) who aproaches every situaion with careful thought and skill.

2. One who does everything according to the rules.

3. One who is not rebelious or a rule breaker; always on time. Punctual. Polite to a fault.

Your a total boyscout with that first aid kit in your wallet! What else have you got in there, a compass & two-way radio!

boyscout by Joseph Furio April 30, 2006