Bointment 

Bointment is a non-existent metaphorical ointment you recommend to people when they get butthurt. It is a topical ointment applied on top of both cheeks to relieve any unjustified butthurtedness.

Tristan: “Bro, that’s so wack you won that game of Mario Party strictly on bonus stars!”
Stephen: “Do you need some Bointment bro?”

Bointment by Ploomer August 27, 2020

Bornament 

"A Christmas ornament that you get when you are born"

"Alisa's parents don't care much about Christmas... she doesn't even have a bornament."

"Randi is adopted, therefore her 'parents' have nothing with which to make her bornament."

alternatively: "All the children hang their bornaments on the tree on Christmas eve"

Bornament by Randazz and Baumdizzle November 27, 2009

boyment 

A slang word used when someone is taken for a dickhead.

"Your mums a ho"
Someone else would say, "you got boied, dats a boyment."

boyment by Y.Leach April 26, 2006

bonement 

Noun. The moment when you realize that you should really have a condom on, but it feels to good to stop.

“Sorry I knocked you up....It all happened in the bonement

bonement by Jpete77 December 9, 2019

Awkward bonement 

An awkward boner moment boh-ner noun

Main example* Spooning....

Second example* "Hey man yesterday I was giving my girlfriend a piggyback ride and I got a awkward bonement the breeze it just went up my shorts I couldn't help it but it happened and she could tell somehow she could..."

Awkward bonement by Dalyena December 20, 2014

Bointment 

A collaboration of boy and ointment. This is a multi-purpose substance used for many things including facial moisturizer, teeth whitener, hair conditioner, laundry detergent, and baby making.

Wow, Nick, all this bointment sure has been making my teeth sparkle!

I might go blind if I get any more of this bointment in my eye!!

Bointment by MC-Hammer- September 26, 2011

Bontent 

Really good, content that you're interested in seeing.

Would love to see some bontent of you doing that

Bontent by Wooshii October 28, 2021