1. Man who's dick you suck so he won't dump you.
2. Man who you do laundry, cook, and clean for so he won't dump you.
3. Man who you sit next to on the couch while he's watching Playboy shows on tv and pretend you're having fun so he won't dump you.
4. Man who you're not exactly sure why you care if he dumped you but you do.
I dont understand why we all want to have a boyfriend. but we do.
useless, except for that one thing that hangs in between his legs which can be mass produced in every shape color and size and found at nearest sex shop or ordered by internet. yes. useless is right ;reason why women are so bitchy
Meet my new boyfriend mr. dildo.
someone to annoy, fuck, and get presents from
umm... boyfriends are good to have when you're bored
Codeword by all females which translates directly in the male's mind as "Douchebag who steals a great girl or all the good women."
man 1: I love her
man 2: dude she has a boyfriend
The male inconvenience often mentioned by women that never seems to be there when you speak to the woman. He is irrelevant and just like the ugly friend with the woman, shouldn't stop you from pursuing your goal.fiance
Dude, hurdles don't stop runners from reaching the finish line, why should her boyfriend stop me?
woman: I have a boyfriend.
man: Well i have a goldfish named lieutenant shiny sides but when did we start talking about shit that doesn't matter?fiance
A species of people who would do anything to make you cry. will find a way to make you feel like you wanna die.2
A species that cant use the word love correctly.3
A species that doesnt care for anything except for themself's.
the girl was left heartbroken on to the floor crying because of her "boyfriend"
A male that a woman will allow to get on her last damned nerve with hopes of becoming his wife so that she can truly fulfill the vow "Til Death Do Us Part".
My boyfriend is working my last nerve. If we were married I would choke him until he was blue.