| 43. | Girlfriend/Boyfriend Stuff | ||
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Things you would ask a Boyfriend/Girlfriend to do that nobody else would do (doing laundry,bringing food to your job,something involving your parents, etc). This could also be used to see if a guy/girl is commited enough towards you to be considered a girlfriend/boyfriend guy 1:I asked my sister to bring me some mcdonalds on my break and she said no
guy 2:No shit stupid thats girlfriend/boyfriend stuff |
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| 44. | boyfriend-proof | ||
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v.: to hide things that one may not want a boyfriend to see, such as; letters from ex-boyfriends, pictures of you with old boyfriends, trinkets gathered from dates with ex-boyfriends, that picture of you before you felt confident with your body, anything that has to do with an ex-boyfriend or a male friend. Vicky: Hey do you still have that picture of you, Jimmy, my date and I from when we went on that group date?
Heather: Oh yeah, its in a 7th shoe box from the right in my closet, I just boyfriend-proofed my room because Sam is coming over tonight. |
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| 45. | Boyfriend reflex | ||
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A male's inherent ability to compliment his girlfriend on a moment's notice, almost as if there was no thought necessary. This most likely occurs because the male will be 'rewarded' for his actions later.
See: sucking up Emily: Wow, look at those flowers, they're so beautiful.
Jacob: (immediately) Not as beautiful as you baby. Emily: Aww, you're so sweet, how'd you think of that so fast? Jacob: It's my boyfriend reflex. Let's go back to my place. Emily: Ok sounds good! |
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| 46. | Sad Proofing | ||
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Sad proofing is a process that occurs after a friend breaks up with their boyfriend/ girlfriend. It consists of removing all artifacts of the relationship and placing in them in a box that is hidden from said friend. Sad proofing is done in order to keep the recently heart broken person from sitting around being sad. Jim: "Yeah, I had to sad proof John's room last night after I found him weeping in bed with a bunch of pictures of his girlfriend all over his room."
Steve "I did the same thing for my friend the other day. Ever break up needs a good ol' sad proofing session" |
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| 47. | Love Bombed | ||
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The unpredictable and awkward moment when your boyfriend/girlfriend says "I Love You" for the first time in the relationship. You'd think it's no big deal, but for a guy who is just looking to score,this may strike him harder than a kick to the groin *Over Phone* Prick Boyfriend: Goodnight lucy. Lucy: Night, love you.. Prick Boyfriend: Yeah.... *Hangs Up* DAMNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! She love bombed me..
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| 48. | Crush-bound | ||
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1) State of being so hung up on your former boyfriend/girlfriend that you cannot imagine dating someone else.
2) The opposite of 'rebound.' 1) Jen just broke up with her boyfriend; she's way too crush-bound to try speed-dating right now!
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| 49. | Weekend boyfriend | ||
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A boyfriend that is only available to you on the weekends or on vacation. Called the weekend boyfriend because you don't want to make anything too official due to the inconvenient circumstances of your relationship. I can't wait for this 2 weeks to go by.... I will finally be able to make it up to Vegas to see my weekend boyfriend again
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