| 36. | t5 tosser | ||
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t5 tosser is VW van t5 done right up with . lower new wheels , surf stickers on : but the person owning it never goes surfing or camping. Boy racers version of a van A Done up vw T5 van goes by , in the city miles away form the beach , you say look at that T5 tosser
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| 37. | ricer | ||
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The American equivalent of a UK boy racer's car; usually an import sedan (Civics and Corollas are usually the weapon of choice, but they are not by any means the only cars used) with exceptionally gaudy and tasteless external modifications while not having anything that actually increases performance. Funnily enough, many of the mods actually DECREASE performance by way of being designed for cars actually capable of pulling off what the average ricer can only dream of. Expect cheap plastic rims, underlighting, artificial lowering by way of cut springs, a plastic bumper that shatters the minute the car nears any sort of imperfection in the road, a plastic spoiler that actually increases wind resistance, an incredibly loud and garish bodykit, a gargantuan fucking exhaust setup that can be heard from multiple blocks away, a sound system that costs more than the car itself, and stickers for high-end performance gear that the driver of said car doesn't even own. "Hey, did you see Tony trying and failing to pick up some random chicks in the Price Chopper parking lot?"
"No, I didn't. How was he going about it?" "Y'know that '98 Camry that his grandpa bought him for his sixteenth birthday? Well, he turned it into a total fucking ricer and was cruising the parking lot while revving his engine whenever he saw some prospective pussy heading his way." "Haha, fuckin' owned. Guess they saw through all the plastic and decals and noticed that it was still a worthless piece of shit. What a loser." |
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| 38. | automotive anorexia | ||
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A psychological disorder in which the subject is obsessed with the belief that his vehicle has excessive weight. The patient will engage in destructive behavior such as stripping out seats, mats, and even mechanical parts in order to attain an unrealistic standard of automotive performance, agility, and fuel economy. If left untreated it can be life-threatening, especially when parts needed for safety are removed from the vehicle.
This condition can afflict anyone, but it is most common among ricers and boy racers. "Mark took the passenger seats out of his Honda Civic".
"That's nothing, he also took off the spare tire, the muffler, and replaced the windows with clear plastic." "He's got automotive anorexia, we need to stage an intervention before he tries to take off the air bags and somebody gets hurt". |
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| 39. | maxer | ||
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boy racer who dresses up vehicle with neon lights, sun strips and tartan blankets covering 6x9's
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anonymous
Apr 6, 2003
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| 40. | Bone Shaker | ||
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Racing bike used by The James during 1995 that could reach speeds of 80mph. Went missing when he was working as a pizza boy and told to go home by a boy racer as the road was closed and he had to find another way home
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anonymous
May 14, 2003
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| 41. | subaru | ||
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Car Manufacturer, a conglomerate of Fugi Heavy Industries and five other companies. either known for utility and their Outback line(weird aussie guy) or their kick-ass rallyinspired boy-racer street thrashing sport machine, the WRX(lance armstrong, cancer survivor/biciclist) Damn, that Subaru just thrashed your civic.
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| 42. | defaecate | ||
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v. to excrete faeces via the anus;
to shit. So while this boy racer was poppin' his nizzle ho in da backseat at the mall carpark, I ninjaed over and defaecated in the passenger window. Ownzd.
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