"Nice pecs, abs of steel and a sense of direction are weird to you?"
Scout: say one more word and I will dislocate both of your arms, tie you in a pretzel and stab you multiple times with your own foot
2 how the hell did they do that!?!
1 well there was a box of paperclips
2 no not that, the girlfriend part
1 oh... they're boy scouts
2 that explains it
Guys deemed a boy scout are almost always annoyingly lame, and a brown noser. They hold up quick progress in places, such as a job, if others are trying to do things fast and in another way that works; the boy scout insists on doing things by the books. A boy scout has to do everything right or they feel the world will fall apart at every seam.
If you're in high school, the clear boy scouts are the ones kissing the teachers ass, also know as the teacher's pet. They're the kind that snitches on you, won't break rules even in the slightest, and are hardasses for no reason; just to be
Amber: He was a total Boy Scout. Not a single hair on his package.
Sally: Good, so no pubes in your teeth?
Amber: Yep, like a good Boys Scout he came prepared.