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A member of an organization that is miserably misunderstood. In the boyscouts most of the boys spend their time playing with knives, fire,and guns. Most people say they are wimpy nerds when in fact most of them are experts with knives and could kill you from fifty feet with a spoon. On camping trips they play knife games and try to set everything they can on fire. Boy scouts do not learn good values and how to eat bugs they become experts with dangerous weapons. Average guy: Hey look it's a wimpy little boyscout hahaha.
Boy Scout:... Average guy: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!(lying on ground with 6 knives in his chest, all of his fingers removed, set on fire, and three tomahawks in his stomach). |
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a group of mainly white people that every one thinks is queer but all they do all day is burn shit and cut stuff. most know more then 345 ways to kill you gangster:boy scouts are fags
boy scout:what nigga gangster:do somthin boy scout: .......... boy scout: gangster rip |
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A member of an elite organization that is almost a pre-military organization. Most members teach themselves how to throw knives. They also know how to shoot guns, and survive in the wilderness. Almost all of them are athletic and involved in sports. Simply, they are beasts in all areas. Terrorist: I'm going to kick your ass, bitch!
*Boy Scout gives the Terrorist the "Death Stare."* Bystander: I don't think that's such a good idea... he's a boy scout. Terrorist: I don't care I'm gonna kill this little mother fu... *Boy Scout blocks the Terrorist's punch, breaks his arm, and then flips him on the ground. The Boy Scout then puts the Terrorist in a headlock until he passes out. The Boy Scout then proceeds to carry the Terrorist into the woods where he ties him up in a tree.* |
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An organization that is thought to be comprised of wimps and geeks, but most of the wimps and geeks don't get past Cub Scouts. The ones who continue avoid the fun stuff like rock climbing, kayaking, etc (the reasons everyone stays with it). While Nick is a whiner who poops the bed, the rest of the Boy Scout troop is fun most of the time.
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A married or unmarried male who is all of what the Boy Scouts aspire to be in public or in private. You were married and alone, but bragged up your family in mixed company. You didn't hit on me. You didn't touch my thigh or grab my arm. You met me in a public place each night, and sent me away as such. You were a gentleman. You pulled out my chair. You are what all women want, but none can achieve. You are a Boy Scout.
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A person who is very Badass. Many make fun of them, but just because they are jealous of their badassery. Can survive in almost any condition, and know over 9000 ways to kill you. Can do so with almost anything, from a Knife to a chipmunk. Average guy- "NERD"
Boy scout- *Throws chipmunk* Average guy- *face gets ripped off* |
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An organization that is strongly misunderstood. Although gays are not allowed, a few slip in, giving it a bad name. Boy scouts do not knit or sell cookies, but rather do shit that most people are afraid to do. Rock climibing, 100 mile long hikes, playing with fire, and eating food that you have cooked outside on dishes that have never been washed are the favorites. Those that are not home-schooled are often athletic and have at least one girlfriend. Dude I wish I was a boy scout.
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