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A gay man's beard.

The belief is that the attraction of beards within the gay community is actually a latent heterosexual attraction to the female genitalia. Hence, the man's mouth become a surrogate vagina...hair and all.

Related words:
"box" - slang for vagina.
"trap" - slang for mouth.
Bob wants to wrap his boxtrap around Neil's jockstrap.
by The Colonel May 01, 2006
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A commonly employed female system for controlling a man using emotional and physical tactics. Akin to a penile gulag.
After dating for several years, Michelle had successfully caught Pete in her box trap.

Like a Chinese finger cuff, box traps set by females tighten as the male prey helplessly thrashes.
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A gay man's beard.

The belief is that the attraction of beards within the gay community is actually a latent heterosexual attraction to the female genitalia. Hence, the man's mouth become a surrogate vagina...hair and all.

Related words:
"box" - slang for vagina.
"trap" - slang for mouth.

After Bob came out of the closet, the first thing he did was buy a white Miata and grow a boxtrap.
by The Colonel May 12, 2006
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